I am assured by our merchants, that a boy or a girl before twelve years old, is no salable commodity, and even when they come to this age, they will not yield above three pounds, or three pounds and half a crown at most, on the exchange; which cannot turn to account either to the parents or kingdom, the charge of nutriments and rags having been at least four times that value.
—from A Modest Proposal, a book by Jonathon Swift
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9559. | rajesh (rmalli) | 83.86 | 98% | 2022-05-17 |
| 9560. | Minho (minhokim560) | 83.86 | 98% | 2025-12-02 |
| 9561. | Weed (weeddinosaur) | 83.85 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 9562. | tla (wackyracer23) | 83.85 | 95% | 2025-04-17 |
| 9563. | As-mar (burnflare) | 83.84 | 98% | 2020-09-09 |
| 9564. | C4ll Me Sir (ssidd) | 83.84 | 97% | 2021-10-09 |
| 9565. | Ling (ling_630) | 83.84 | 98% | 2024-07-14 |
| 9566. | Lmaoliet (lmaoliet1990) | 83.84 | 97% | 2024-04-14 |
| 9567. | Andrew (certifiedlosing) | 83.84 | 94% | 2022-12-19 |
| 9568. | Matthew (grenox) | 83.83 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 9569. | Chase (flash_g0rd0n) | 83.83 | 97% | 2023-04-18 |
| 9570. | 0z0ne (0z0nee) | 83.83 | 97% | 2022-06-25 |
| 9571. | Rico (satoshi444) | 83.82 | 98% | 2018-01-19 |
| 9572. | Payden (licet) | 83.82 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 9573. | Maza (lordmaza) | 83.82 | 97% | 2023-03-08 |
| 9574. | AcidSid009 (acidsid) | 83.82 | 95% | 2022-04-05 |
| 9575. | Hamzah (razormantis) | 83.81 | 95% | 2018-08-06 |
| 9576. | Mikasa (yoshi38) | 83.81 | 98% | 2019-07-29 |
| 9577. | UnkNowN (unknown752) | 83.81 | 99% | 2024-03-27 |
| 9578. | clap (cl4pb3) | 83.81 | 97% | 2019-10-05 |
| 9579. | Gambito (gambitodebabak) | 83.81 | 95% | 2025-11-14 |
| 9580. | 𝓓𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓹𝓸... | 83.81 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 9581. | patel to the metal (wildsv2) | 83.80 | 97% | 2021-04-16 |
| 9582. | Zaf (macoalopalop) | 83.79 | 98% | 2018-10-31 |
| 9583. | rice (riceyrice) | 83.79 | 95% | 2018-10-16 |
| 9584. | Kade (kadok) | 83.79 | 97% | 2023-03-26 |
| 9585. | jabroski (ritzuu) | 83.79 | 96.8% | 2024-03-26 |
| 9586. | Teddy (teddytalks) | 83.79 | 99% | 2025-04-26 |
| 9587. | chris (chris_drv) | 83.79 | 96% | 2025-05-20 |
| 9588. | otomen (taroo90) | 83.78 | 99% | 2021-09-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 30,333 | 89.85 | December 11, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 27 | 99.79 | January 4, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 80.87 | April 19, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 1 | 90.63 | May 23, 2022 |