As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7304. | Tim (tim28) | 90.95 | 98% | 2019-09-24 |
| 7305. | emelie (emunch7) | 90.94 | 98% | 2017-11-18 |
| 7306. | Adilkhan (_paradox_) | 90.94 | 96% | 2022-03-07 |
| 7307. | tian (gfriend) | 90.94 | 98% | 2021-10-22 |
| 7308. | Soup (k2824262) | 90.94 | 99% | 2017-06-21 |
| 7309. | Michael (punkkoala) | 90.94 | 97% | 2015-06-21 |
| 7310. | Akrish (akrish) | 90.94 | 98% | 2022-06-07 |
| 7311. | From0ToHero (lordmeliodas) | 90.93 | 99% | 2019-12-26 |
| 7312. | Darin (dankerooduck) | 90.93 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
| 7313. | Mark (atj_racer) | 90.92 | 99% | 2022-09-29 |
| 7314. | Be At Peace (spacepajamas) | 90.92 | 98% | 2021-08-26 |
| 7315. | Maku (scepticmaku) | 90.91 | 99.1% | 2024-05-27 |
| 7316. | antifragile (antifragile) | 90.91 | 97% | 2023-03-05 |
| 7317. | Mor (morti_20) | 90.91 | 98% | 2022-08-25 |
| 7318. | D (heclapar) | 90.91 | 98% | 2017-06-19 |
| 7319. | Gigolo (gigolo) | 90.91 | 97% | 2016-04-21 |
| 7320. | camsta (camstahamsta_) | 90.90 | 96% | 2021-06-24 |
| 7321. | ghuid (stefano27) | 90.90 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
| 7322. | Oliver (razmemmo) | 90.90 | 98% | 2022-03-03 |
| 7323. | Chick (chicki2d) | 90.90 | 96% | 2021-04-28 |
| 7324. | Shubby (shubby) | 90.90 | 94% | 2016-03-13 |
| 7325. | heisvi (bobbytes) | 90.89 | 98.4% | 2023-07-05 |
| 7326. | 🐐 (auaomamm) | 90.89 | 99% | 2021-03-07 |
| 7327. | random (randomasdf97) | 90.89 | 96% | 2015-04-21 |
| 7328. | Oleg (braga01) | 90.89 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 7329. | bonboy (bonboy) | 90.88 | 99% | 2015-05-21 |
| 7330. | Sunkithes (sunkithes) | 90.88 | 97.8% | 2023-09-27 |
| 7331. | 5 Thousand Singles (milimo_... | 90.88 | 97% | 2022-05-01 |
| 7332. | Daniel (dninja96) | 90.88 | 98% | 2019-12-25 |
| 7333. | fat fat fatty (fatfinga) | 90.87 | 98.7% | 2023-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |