So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22787. | Percaimond (1cedheroine) | 64.03 | 95% | 2020-09-06 |
| 22788. | Potato (apexbonnen) | 64.03 | 86% | 2013-08-15 |
| 22789. | Robin (nastysnatch) | 64.03 | 95% | 2018-04-11 |
| 22790. | Nate (ricecakesss) | 64.03 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 22791. | Last Michael (last_michael) | 64.03 | 95% | 2017-07-01 |
| 22792. | Peter (sadstorybro) | 64.03 | 92% | 2012-11-20 |
| 22793. | Benny (fransiskusbenny) | 64.03 | 96.5% | 2023-09-25 |
| 22794. | Kebbi (kebbi) | 64.03 | 94% | 2012-05-13 |
| 22795. | zi (zidan13) | 64.03 | 95% | 2011-10-08 |
| 22796. | andzhh (andzhh) | 64.03 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 22797. | AlittleJuku (alittlegook) | 64.02 | 94% | 2021-05-02 |
| 22798. | Michal (michalt) | 64.02 | 89% | 2013-12-07 |
| 22799. | Woolf (woolf) | 64.02 | 92% | 2016-03-11 |
| 22800. | Bartek (barti) | 64.02 | 94% | 2012-09-14 |
| 22801. | SergeantSuper (sergeantsuper) | 64.02 | 95% | 2015-04-15 |
| 22802. | Puneet (puneet28) | 64.02 | 92% | 2017-02-22 |
| 22803. | Jun Sheng (my40789) | 64.01 | 95% | 2021-11-19 |
| 22804. | Dracule (deelipsingh77) | 64.01 | 96% | 2023-03-16 |
| 22805. | Eddy (razaberry) | 64.01 | 83% | 2015-01-24 |
| 22806. | Malik (mana0) | 64.01 | 89% | 2012-12-08 |
| 22807. | Caleb (peopleofearth) | 64.01 | 96% | 2018-05-23 |
| 22808. | Amy (miss_a) | 64.01 | — | 2009-04-13 |
| 22809. | kekstee (kekstee) | 64.01 | 96% | 2015-09-16 |
| 22810. | Nickolas (xnickolasx) | 64.00 | 97% | 2022-04-06 |
| 22811. | Matt (mattclowns) | 64.00 | 88% | 2016-06-06 |
| 22812. | tomy (zendex13) | 64.00 | 96% | 2023-07-14 |
| 22813. | a (hanso345) | 64.00 | 96% | 2022-10-19 |
| 22814. | Spitfire029 (spitfire_029) | 64.00 | 95% | 2021-05-19 |
| 22815. | wingedclothadjuster (nsubor... | 64.00 | 91% | 2017-03-16 |
| 22816. | DezzardHD (dezzardhd) | 64.00 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |