And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14948. | Bwen (godmaster9000) | 88.12 | 98% | 2017-10-02 |
| 14949. | Joemama (captainpj) | 88.12 | 98% | 2019-09-18 |
| 14950. | Dong (dongggg) | 88.12 | 99% | 2021-09-15 |
| 14951. | mv0 (the_oko) | 88.12 | 98% | 2019-07-25 |
| 14952. | DK (dkagustin) | 88.12 | 98% | 2019-08-19 |
| 14953. | Adnanbutt (adnanbutt) | 88.12 | 97% | 2023-07-13 |
| 14954. | copol (copol) | 88.11 | 99% | 2016-08-07 |
| 14955. | Jose Manuel (slowmanl0l) | 88.11 | 98% | 2023-04-26 |
| 14956. | py (pytech) | 88.11 | 98.1% | 2023-09-13 |
| 14957. | Raphael (rafaldefoudre) | 88.10 | 97% | 2016-06-01 |
| 14958. | iDol Geloo (bagtengbadjaw18) | 88.10 | 96% | 2013-07-18 |
| 14959. | Supreme JD (supremejd) | 88.10 | 85% | 2013-02-14 |
| 14960. | ඞ (leoileoisculpordwarf) | 88.09 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 14961. | Dedamn (dedamn) | 88.09 | 98% | 2021-08-30 |
| 14962. | 🐢yo (longliveyume) | 88.09 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
| 14963. | redfive (redfive5) | 88.09 | 95% | 2023-09-01 |
| 14964. | Juuuustin (jycauret) | 88.08 | 97% | 2022-10-04 |
| 14965. | donkeysbanana (donkeysbanana) | 88.08 | 99% | 2023-03-16 |
| 14966. | Orca (virtualorca) | 88.08 | 97% | 2022-01-14 |
| 14967. | Hi (jxjx) | 88.08 | 98% | 2021-11-10 |
| 14968. | សុធា (sothearpse) | 88.08 | 98% | 2019-02-11 |
| 14969. | Rictor (rictormidgekin) | 88.08 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 14970. | Com (neon1087) | 88.08 | 97% | 2022-05-01 |
| 14971. | Joash (raz3rdarkkill) | 88.08 | 97% | 2022-01-24 |
| 14972. | NorthernNinja (northernninj... | 88.08 | 96% | 2017-06-08 |
| 14973. | Aram (arejmm7) | 88.08 | 97% | 2016-09-24 |
| 14974. | maks (boredmaks) | 88.08 | 96% | 2014-02-04 |
| 14975. | Chordata (chordata) | 88.08 | 99% | 2012-01-24 |
| 14976. | Rene (rgam) | 88.08 | 95% | 2012-04-13 |
| 14977. | Louis (louislarry) | 88.07 | — | 2009-04-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |