As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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13777. | Bao (darknight91) | 72.12 | 98% | 2022-09-23 |
13778. | Yakhe (ken007) | 72.12 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
13779. | Piotr (piotros) | 72.12 | 98% | 2020-09-11 |
13780. | pablo (pablo_rm1197) | 72.12 | 95.6% | 2021-02-13 |
13781. | rakitic (lukamodric7991) | 72.12 | 96% | 2022-01-12 |
13782. | Wizard (wizardtypist) | 72.12 | 96% | 2021-07-14 |
13783. | urmum (electriste) | 72.11 | 95% | 2022-04-11 |
13784. | aditya (adityasood007) | 72.11 | 95% | 2023-03-05 |
13785. | Jonathan (harddoom) | 72.11 | 94% | 2016-09-08 |
13786. | johnny (treeawsome) | 72.10 | 96% | 2022-11-22 |
13787. | FreePalestine (dvorak_on_top) | 72.10 | 96% | 2023-03-01 |
13788. | Mark (markstone_141) | 72.10 | 97.7% | 2021-02-21 |
13789. | Trent (priyank45) | 72.10 | 96% | 2018-10-17 |
13790. | Morad (morad_the_beast) | 72.09 | 96% | 2021-12-07 |
13791. | tstats[wimbleimble] (wimble... | 72.09 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
13792. | Jerk (jerkric) | 72.09 | 95% | 2016-03-17 |
13793. | lucia (shql) | 72.08 | 99% | 2018-11-19 |
13794. | Andrej (androamater) | 72.08 | 99% | 2022-05-25 |
13795. | Sambhav (sam_b_hav) | 72.08 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
13796. | -_- (nopantsjones) | 72.08 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
13797. | Rayyan (rayyanyusuph) | 72.08 | 96.1% | 2021-02-15 |
13798. | ktimespi (ktimespi) | 72.08 | 97% | 2020-11-06 |
13799. | Alwin (kainetik) | 72.07 | 96% | 2017-03-28 |
13800. | Wongseph (wongsephjo) | 72.07 | 93% | 2015-05-24 |
13801. | gpaking123 (gpaking123) | 72.06 | 96% | 2023-08-31 |
13802. | Ankit (ankit_chauhan) | 72.06 | 96% | 2021-12-05 |
13803. | allen (allenlsy) | 72.06 | 97% | 2019-10-25 |
13804. | Mons (dllmcfh) | 72.06 | 95% | 2022-09-27 |
13805. | Eino (oravam) | 72.06 | 96% | 2019-03-04 |
13806. | D4MAGED (d4maged) | 72.06 | 94% | 2017-12-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 46,311 | 80.91 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 123 | 84.76 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 29 | 93.31 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |