The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11016. | Foridul Islam (trypes) | 44.99 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
| 11017. | Chihiro (chihiro_tange) | 44.99 | — | 2008-11-13 |
| 11018. | ทอมมี่ (taweesoft) | 44.99 | 95% | 2014-07-27 |
| 11019. | jenny (arjenn20) | 44.99 | 97% | 2012-09-24 |
| 11020. | elias (pokosgt) | 44.98 | 88% | 2016-09-15 |
| 11021. | Yesenia (senia91) | 44.98 | 88% | 2012-06-20 |
| 11022. | Michael (gargrtsyan) | 44.98 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
| 11023. | Kostus (siabra) | 44.98 | — | 2009-06-30 |
| 11024. | Godwin (gknyaga) | 44.98 | 96% | 2017-04-04 |
| 11025. | sundar (sundar) | 44.98 | — | 2008-09-10 |
| 11026. | Newman (a0980178917) | 44.98 | 91% | 2012-06-23 |
| 11027. | Dax (deeeegz) | 44.97 | 94% | 2020-10-19 |
| 11028. | santi (santimoretti19) | 44.97 | 96% | 2018-04-06 |
| 11029. | tstats[illumirati] (illumir... | 44.97 | 96% | 2022-04-21 |
| 11030. | Vu (vuquynghia2) | 44.97 | 94% | 2021-03-07 |
| 11031. | shark (somber) | 44.97 | 92% | 2012-02-09 |
| 11032. | heaven (heaven009) | 44.96 | 96% | 2015-01-06 |
| 11033. | Christopher (price4124) | 44.96 | 93% | 2016-10-29 |
| 11034. | harih (harithamxr) | 44.96 | 93% | 2023-04-18 |
| 11035. | ray (raytrace) | 44.96 | 95% | 2021-01-10 |
| 11036. | Jaskirat (jkaur7) | 44.96 | 92% | 2012-08-17 |
| 11037. | md mahadie (mdmahadiehasanh... | 44.95 | 93% | 2021-02-16 |
| 11038. | Lương Phạm Thái Huy (l... | 44.95 | — | 2011-04-18 |
| 11039. | muteleaf (muteleaf) | 44.95 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 11040. | Grace (geg5) | 44.95 | 88% | 2011-09-08 |
| 11041. | sagar (sgr5) | 44.94 | 97% | 2021-11-26 |
| 11042. | Mark (mamochiro) | 44.94 | 94% | 2020-11-17 |
| 11043. | adil (darahsatria) | 44.94 | 98% | 2011-10-24 |
| 11044. | Giang (ruaxinh) | 44.94 | — | 2010-12-20 |
| 11045. | Mr.Speed (mr_speed) | 44.94 | 95% | 2015-09-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |