The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8396. | J (sobased) | 92.76 | 94% | 2013-01-23 |
| 8397. | Andres (andresnavarro) | 92.76 | 98% | 2013-05-16 |
| 8398. | amanullah (amanullah32) | 92.75 | 97% | 2022-04-29 |
| 8399. | Doop (doopers) | 92.75 | 96% | 2013-07-11 |
| 8400. | DEX (dbrown1e) | 92.75 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 8401. | Nathan (nate_k_) | 92.75 | 94% | 2014-06-17 |
| 8402. | Jason (epiking) | 92.75 | 98% | 2019-08-29 |
| 8403. | Tyler (t_lyman) | 92.74 | 95% | 2013-02-09 |
| 8404. | mrvp (mrvp08) | 92.74 | 98% | 2022-06-19 |
| 8405. | Kevin (kevinparkit) | 92.74 | 98% | 2021-06-08 |
| 8406. | Kemin (kemin) | 92.74 | 97% | 2011-07-24 |
| 8407. | Jay (anond) | 92.74 | — | 2010-11-21 |
| 8408. | mark (sfbutter) | 92.74 | 98% | 2016-11-16 |
| 8409. | Rosi (rositalokita) | 92.74 | 92% | 2016-01-19 |
| 8410. | Emilie (svitkona) | 92.74 | 96% | 2012-06-19 |
| 8411. | You (chimmey) | 92.74 | 94% | 2014-01-26 |
| 8412. | Geovanni (thatkidnamedgeo) | 92.73 | 98% | 2018-04-21 |
| 8413. | Joze (el_lobe) | 92.73 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
| 8414. | shiro (shirothing) | 92.73 | 95% | 2022-12-03 |
| 8415. | R (raythetse) | 92.73 | 96% | 2014-07-14 |
| 8416. | Jods (jodslife) | 92.73 | 97% | 2013-07-16 |
| 8417. | Alex (jkdc) | 92.73 | 93% | 2014-10-20 |
| 8418. | zen (zen181) | 92.72 | 99% | 2021-11-11 |
| 8419. | bauhaus7 (bauhaus7) | 92.72 | 98% | 2022-05-07 |
| 8420. | nic (rainbowarsenal) | 92.72 | 95% | 2021-11-29 |
| 8421. | Gourav (batragrv) | 92.72 | 96% | 2016-04-20 |
| 8422. | Pinguin (gun0016) | 92.71 | 96% | 2020-09-05 |
| 8423. | Vietnamese Typist (odarealp... | 92.70 | 95% | 2021-11-17 |
| 8424. | V (belcanto) | 92.70 | 96% | 2013-02-03 |
| 8425. | Gigolo (gigolo) | 92.70 | — | 2009-09-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |