And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7962. | Vroom! (laptopguy) | 102.99 | 99% | 2021-10-12 |
| 7963. | greenmantis (greenmantis) | 102.98 | 99% | 2021-11-10 |
| 7964. | Angela (monodontidae) | 102.98 | 97% | 2021-04-11 |
| 7965. | Steve (yolovo) | 102.98 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 7966. | Clare (narphins) | 102.98 | 96% | 2015-03-16 |
| 7967. | Daniel (flyinglemon) | 102.98 | 98% | 2021-09-07 |
| 7968. | Temos (captainteemo) | 102.98 | 97% | 2017-11-24 |
| 7969. | elliot (teapott) | 102.98 | 96% | 2015-02-11 |
| 7970. | Shannon (shazer2) | 102.98 | 88% | 2012-09-28 |
| 7971. | Elliott (elliottchoi) | 102.98 | 97% | 2021-07-29 |
| 7972. | PikaPower (pikapower) | 102.97 | 92% | 2014-10-20 |
| 7973. | Tom (tkozlowski) | 102.97 | 96% | 2015-03-02 |
| 7974. | សុខេង (boy0_9) | 102.96 | 98% | 2014-06-25 |
| 7975. | HazeltheBear (hazelthebear) | 102.96 | 98% | 2015-11-16 |
| 7976. | Jennifer (jenniferzed) | 102.96 | 94% | 2016-08-22 |
| 7977. | Sherry (cherrysu) | 102.96 | 98% | 2012-07-29 |
| 7978. | Jake (jakesc) | 102.95 | 98% | 2017-05-07 |
| 7979. | Jade (rikzjdp) | 102.95 | 96% | 2016-09-21 |
| 7980. | JOHN (bb5k) | 102.95 | 96% | 2018-11-14 |
| 7981. | R (raythetse) | 102.95 | 99% | 2014-08-23 |
| 7982. | paul (superspys) | 102.94 | 98% | 2015-09-18 |
| 7983. | seabe (seabe) | 102.94 | 98% | 2021-08-29 |
| 7984. | Matt (kawemango) | 102.93 | 94% | 2015-01-08 |
| 7985. | Richard (rbarlow) | 102.93 | — | 2010-05-03 |
| 7986. | (frawen) | 102.93 | 98% | 2018-05-13 |
| 7987. | w (artemisfowl3rd) | 102.93 | 94% | 2013-03-01 |
| 7988. | ᚨᛚᚠᚨᛞᚺᛁᚱ (h... | 102.93 | 98% | 2014-10-09 |
| 7989. | benihana (ledecade) | 102.93 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 7990. | Josh (crustytroll) | 102.92 | 96% | 2014-12-24 |
| 7991. | fgsfds (tehngion) | 102.92 | — | 2010-03-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |