It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2599. | OneTree (onetreeinaforest) | 74.99 | 97% | 2018-10-01 |
| 2600. | Westly (wslafleur) | 74.97 | 98% | 2018-12-20 |
| 2601. | Binbin (nibnib) | 74.97 | 97% | 2018-05-23 |
| 2602. | Sreshta Kamya (nikitha) | 74.96 | 98% | 2020-03-20 |
| 2603. | Kevin (gamabefo) | 74.95 | 97% | 2017-11-12 |
| 2604. | huu duy (huu_duy99) | 74.94 | 97% | 2020-05-27 |
| 2605. | Cody (itssatan32) | 74.93 | 97% | 2018-09-13 |
| 2606. | MightyJabba (icruise) | 74.92 | 97% | 2018-07-03 |
| 2607. | Henry (clifford_types) | 74.92 | 98% | 2019-06-19 |
| 2608. | Kevin (kxvinkim) | 74.91 | 96% | 2020-06-25 |
| 2609. | CaccMann (aloned) | 74.91 | 97% | 2017-12-11 |
| 2610. | Laco (koomp) | 74.91 | 98% | 2021-08-04 |
| 2611. | Danger Dave (dangerdave85) | 74.90 | 98% | 2019-07-01 |
| 2612. | Kevin (chqu7424) | 74.89 | 96% | 2020-09-28 |
| 2613. | :) (yuuuhhh) | 74.87 | 95% | 2020-09-23 |
| 2614. | Mimi (merrymolly23) | 74.84 | 98% | 2017-09-29 |
| 2615. | sMarty (imrwonder2) | 74.81 | 98% | 2018-08-14 |
| 2616. | rayner harold (raynerhmc) | 74.81 | 98% | 2018-06-02 |
| 2617. | . (athazagoraphobia) | 74.80 | 96% | 2018-08-20 |
| 2618. | Filip (anthony1738) | 74.79 | 96% | 2019-04-07 |
| 2619. | akash (phantom_07) | 74.79 | 97% | 2020-04-24 |
| 2620. | Mahmoud (opssheesh) | 74.79 | 96% | 2020-04-11 |
| 2621. | Osten (ostenloo) | 74.78 | 95% | 2019-03-06 |
| 2622. | Yousef (cleverwolf7) | 74.78 | 96% | 2018-11-19 |
| 2623. | hyhu (hyhy233) | 74.78 | 98% | 2020-06-17 |
| 2624. | MemeDude (memegod01) | 74.77 | 99% | 2018-03-06 |
| 2625. | ethan (ethanwander83) | 74.75 | 98% | 2021-07-18 |
| 2626. | Micha (derpeus) | 74.75 | 97% | 2020-11-09 |
| 2627. | himeh (jherrerra) | 74.72 | 96% | 2020-10-21 |
| 2628. | Matthew (imcm) | 74.68 | 96% | 2018-02-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |