And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15592. | Reichsmarskalk (reichsmarsk... | 86.67 | 95% | 2016-01-11 |
| 15593. | Shao (shaokahn) | 86.67 | 96% | 2015-12-28 |
| 15594. | Alex (alexwuxdlol) | 86.67 | 95% | 2018-12-24 |
| 15595. | Jie (jieship) | 86.66 | 95% | 2016-10-09 |
| 15596. | BuddDwyer (twerkadactyl) | 86.66 | 96% | 2023-10-14 |
| 15597. | Fish (fishmoney0307) | 86.66 | 98% | 2020-09-02 |
| 15598. | Wan (zenag) | 86.66 | 95% | 2020-12-12 |
| 15599. | sinegav (sinegav) | 86.66 | 97% | 2016-10-30 |
| 15600. | Thisking (thisking) | 86.66 | 93% | 2015-01-01 |
| 15601. | Yugs (akyuratyper) | 86.66 | 93% | 2012-12-15 |
| 15602. | Nicki (nickidarling) | 86.66 | 96% | 2015-02-10 |
| 15603. | つき (tsuki24) | 86.65 | 97.7% | 2023-08-08 |
| 15604. | Jacob (near) | 86.65 | — | 2008-10-10 |
| 15605. | Onion (sweggeronmysweg) | 86.64 | 97% | 2017-11-01 |
| 15606. | prithvi (vihanvek) | 86.64 | 96% | 2015-09-07 |
| 15607. | Stephen (stephenmorganx) | 86.64 | 97% | 2016-05-21 |
| 15608. | Bradley (bradley_brown) | 86.63 | 96% | 2021-04-29 |
| 15609. | J (irocamora) | 86.63 | 99% | 2014-11-30 |
| 15610. | PianoRadek (piano_radek) | 86.63 | 96% | 2023-10-14 |
| 15611. | yoimhungry (yoimhungry) | 86.63 | 97% | 2015-11-17 |
| 15612. | Ray (rayh40) | 86.63 | 96% | 2023-01-05 |
| 15613. | Kinfi4 (kinfi4) | 86.63 | 98% | 2022-12-30 |
| 15614. | justwannatype (andrewzn) | 86.63 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 15615. | Nomi (noomoi) | 86.63 | 97% | 2018-11-27 |
| 15616. | Vasco (inatsuz) | 86.63 | 98% | 2017-06-11 |
| 15617. | Mike (neumatikz) | 86.62 | — | 2010-01-11 |
| 15618. | Chad (chadkouse) | 86.62 | 94% | 2013-09-05 |
| 15619. | Slow (nanashi159) | 86.62 | 96% | 2021-04-12 |
| 15620. | Kenneth (furball728) | 86.62 | 94% | 2018-10-25 |
| 15621. | tstats[jaadunath] (jaadunath) | 86.62 | 98% | 2022-07-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |