As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24467. | Tovic (todave) | 49.16 | 96% | 2023-05-06 |
| 24468. | Dig (digger_54) | 49.14 | 95% | 2021-03-16 |
| 24469. | PB (yukiiiipboy) | 49.14 | 95% | 2022-02-08 |
| 24470. | Abdulkadir (jeilani) | 49.14 | 96% | 2017-10-17 |
| 24471. | Ashique (ashiqueps) | 49.14 | 91% | 2016-01-22 |
| 24472. | Seer (seerzors) | 49.13 | 95% | 2020-01-01 |
| 24473. | Yuudai (zilchdear) | 49.13 | 97% | 2022-07-31 |
| 24474. | John Ørbæk (johnoer) | 49.13 | 94.9% | 2023-09-12 |
| 24475. | RRR (arplnk) | 49.12 | 93.8% | 2023-07-01 |
| 24476. | Gaurav (gauravvv2204) | 49.12 | 96% | 2022-02-18 |
| 24477. | Gabriel (typey_type) | 49.12 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 24478. | Segg (farok) | 49.11 | 95% | 2022-01-12 |
| 24479. | Max (dutymax) | 49.11 | 95% | 2020-12-28 |
| 24480. | Mohamed (s7itx) | 49.11 | 93.2% | 2023-09-13 |
| 24481. | Clintwestwood (clintwestwoo... | 49.11 | 97.2% | 2021-01-28 |
| 24482. | Tareq (tareq_2007) | 49.11 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 24483. | Raymond (rayds) | 49.10 | 96% | 2021-07-02 |
| 24484. | ✨ (abhisekai) | 49.10 | 94% | 2022-04-19 |
| 24485. | upsilon (upsilonster) | 49.08 | 96% | 2020-05-01 |
| 24486. | carrie (charmed4002) | 49.08 | 97% | 2022-03-16 |
| 24487. | Aditya (adityakumar12) | 49.08 | 95% | 2022-11-15 |
| 24488. | Lian (lianmi) | 49.08 | 95% | 2022-02-22 |
| 24489. | Pankaj (pankaj11) | 49.08 | 98% | 2022-12-11 |
| 24490. | (losethefur1) | 49.08 | 97% | 2021-04-10 |
| 24491. | Steven (carnivorous_crustat... | 49.08 | 94% | 2022-11-07 |
| 24492. | HunTer (hunter420) | 49.08 | 98% | 2022-04-04 |
| 24493. | Jose (aggieslow) | 49.08 | 98% | 2018-08-06 |
| 24494. | Ad (shmldb) | 49.08 | 98% | 2023-01-13 |
| 24495. | venkat (venkatvb) | 49.08 | 87% | 2016-05-27 |
| 24496. | Zaayan (ztharwani18) | 49.07 | 86% | 2016-07-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |