So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35290. | Neo (neocorpse) | 39.49 | 94.6% | 2023-08-12 |
| 35291. | Ashley (4shl3y) | 39.49 | — | 2010-01-10 |
| 35292. | N.ss.R (iamhere) | 39.48 | 93% | 2011-09-18 |
| 35293. | Asma (speedy10123667567) | 39.47 | 96% | 2022-07-05 |
| 35294. | Edigar (edigar) | 39.47 | 94% | 2018-03-07 |
| 35295. | Alexis (parviale) | 39.46 | 98% | 2022-03-09 |
| 35296. | pogi (pogy) | 39.46 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
| 35297. | menkuo (stevenkk) | 39.46 | 90% | 2012-04-21 |
| 35298. | Dave (palumb0) | 39.45 | 96% | 2022-07-23 |
| 35299. | fnafanboi (fnafanboi) | 39.45 | 93.9% | 2021-02-11 |
| 35300. | cotorretes (siqui) | 39.45 | 93% | 2014-04-19 |
| 35301. | Michael (khel_diente) | 39.45 | 94% | 2015-11-09 |
| 35302. | August (august64) | 39.45 | 92% | 2016-07-22 |
| 35303. | Guslix (guslix) | 39.44 | 96% | 2023-07-03 |
| 35304. | Aviansh (guptaaviansh) | 39.44 | 94% | 2021-01-10 |
| 35305. | hilal (hilalb) | 39.44 | 87% | 2012-06-18 |
| 35306. | Raean (rayan) | 39.43 | — | 2009-05-22 |
| 35307. | joe (maptop1029) | 39.41 | 95% | 2022-02-05 |
| 35308. | STAR (astrshastr) | 39.39 | 93% | 2022-08-16 |
| 35309. | Gaurav (blockcipherr) | 39.39 | 94% | 2022-08-09 |
| 35310. | J (jm78787) | 39.38 | 94% | 2021-08-28 |
| 35311. | Anand (anandk4455) | 39.38 | 81% | 2012-08-23 |
| 35312. | hewitt (hewitt22) | 39.36 | 89% | 2017-03-24 |
| 35313. | Dedrik (dedrik) | 39.35 | 89% | 2012-11-13 |
| 35314. | Haukan (haukan) | 39.34 | 93% | 2015-01-06 |
| 35315. | audrey (audreyhepburn) | 39.34 | 94% | 2013-11-30 |
| 35316. | lilchunkyyy (lilchunkyyy) | 39.33 | 95.6% | 2023-10-12 |
| 35317. | Abin (abinantony) | 39.33 | 93% | 2013-03-26 |
| 35318. | Deborah (dmarlin) | 39.31 | 91% | 2013-07-11 |
| 35319. | mehdi (midi_1069) | 39.30 | 89% | 2013-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |