Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1682. | Edgar (sgtplasma) | 89.10 | 98% | 2020-02-12 |
| 1683. | Tomas (khentaur9) | 89.09 | 94% | 2019-05-20 |
| 1684. | feelsclapman (sprenkelz) | 89.09 | 96% | 2020-07-14 |
| 1685. | eg (chorbe) | 89.08 | 98% | 2018-04-20 |
| 1686. | Philip (lindeman) | 89.07 | 96% | 2018-10-09 |
| 1687. | Gascoigne (correctionhaha) | 89.06 | 95% | 2020-01-10 |
| 1688. | n o t h i n g (whyme__) | 89.06 | 98% | 2020-12-12 |
| 1689. | Courtney (brooke0309) | 89.06 | 98% | 2019-09-18 |
| 1690. | Jovan (hicuxx) | 89.03 | 99% | 2019-10-07 |
| 1691. | ItsKevin (kwilz) | 89.03 | 97% | 2020-08-05 |
| 1692. | Keith (keifer81) | 88.99 | 98% | 2019-09-26 |
| 1693. | Aidyn (justaidyn) | 88.98 | 99% | 2019-05-06 |
| 1694. | Vinicius (vknoguti) | 88.97 | 96% | 2020-02-16 |
| 1695. | Chathur (grandesonnerie) | 88.96 | 96% | 2020-11-05 |
| 1696. | Ghillie (ghillie111) | 88.96 | 97% | 2018-09-14 |
| 1697. | Liam (kodlaken) | 88.94 | 97% | 2018-08-20 |
| 1698. | Rawbeef (rawbeef98) | 88.93 | 97% | 2020-05-31 |
| 1699. | aqibm (aqibm) | 88.91 | 96% | 2018-06-22 |
| 1700. | Jorge (arrogantbeggar) | 88.88 | 99% | 2020-11-05 |
| 1701. | Travis (7yl3r) | 88.87 | 98% | 2019-01-30 |
| 1702. | Julie (hamcheese) | 88.85 | 96% | 2019-09-06 |
| 1703. | Heapcleaner (fathur) | 88.84 | 100% | 2018-02-24 |
| 1704. | Aaron (aadg) | 88.82 | 97% | 2019-03-17 |
| 1705. | Lark (sirhaxbard) | 88.81 | 99% | 2019-02-25 |
| 1706. | Bekzhan (bekzhan29) | 88.80 | 98% | 2018-04-21 |
| 1707. | Kristian (konpiv) | 88.78 | 97% | 2018-08-13 |
| 1708. | naviman (naviman) | 88.77 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
| 1709. | Yeah (mocromaniac) | 88.77 | 96% | 2018-04-11 |
| 1710. | Vinh (shadeomen) | 88.75 | 97% | 2019-04-12 |
| 1711. | Harvey (rg_veda) | 88.72 | 98% | 2020-06-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |