As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16941. | Hi (hime_) | 67.90 | 97% | 2021-11-09 |
| 16942. | raymart (raymartph) | 67.90 | 91% | 2016-07-11 |
| 16943. | Jens (nofowuw) | 67.90 | 95% | 2015-08-21 |
| 16944. | Guest (alvinaruto) | 67.89 | 96% | 2021-08-12 |
| 16945. | PryingMind (pryingmind) | 67.88 | 95% | 2023-09-05 |
| 16946. | EnergyAbsorber (energy_abso... | 67.87 | 97.2% | 2023-10-19 |
| 16947. | Shenise (shenise) | 67.87 | 89% | 2016-09-27 |
| 16948. | Dominik (aeniwon) | 67.87 | 95% | 2016-09-09 |
| 16949. | LANZ (6aint) | 67.87 | 95% | 2017-08-22 |
| 16950. | Berto (bertoisfast) | 67.86 | 96% | 2022-04-12 |
| 16951. | Tsuraya (hannatsura) | 67.86 | 99% | 2022-04-06 |
| 16952. | Eldrick (esyk) | 67.85 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 16953. | N (zmartell0120) | 67.85 | 95% | 2017-04-16 |
| 16954. | Chris (quola) | 67.85 | 94.8% | 2023-08-18 |
| 16955. | Daniel (danielpaanderson) | 67.85 | 98.4% | 2021-01-29 |
| 16956. | Ivan (vanisher) | 67.85 | 93% | 2015-09-09 |
| 16957. | Victor (victor_mxs) | 67.84 | 97% | 2023-04-13 |
| 16958. | Ravi (raviparasar1997@gmail... | 67.84 | 93% | 2016-07-23 |
| 16959. | a (njut) | 67.84 | 96% | 2020-05-01 |
| 16960. | Sam (sam77777) | 67.83 | 96.5% | 2021-02-11 |
| 16961. | DefyingTheOdds (brianwood16) | 67.83 | 97% | 2016-05-28 |
| 16962. | hira (hiralama) | 67.82 | 96% | 2023-01-05 |
| 16963. | L G (lg1207) | 67.82 | 96% | 2024-06-09 |
| 16964. | Clayton (clayton68504) | 67.82 | 95% | 2020-01-07 |
| 16965. | iknnknkn (darknessdone) | 67.82 | 98% | 2020-03-03 |
| 16966. | william (willjorey) | 67.81 | 98% | 2018-08-16 |
| 16967. | 4K (not4k) | 67.81 | 96% | 2023-03-16 |
| 16968. | :)) (brokenslowhand) | 67.81 | 94% | 2021-03-09 |
| 16969. | Ian (coolermaster) | 67.81 | 94% | 2015-11-09 |
| 16970. | fenth (fenth) | 67.80 | 96% | 2023-01-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |