So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4293. | globmont (globmont) | 101.46 | 94% | 2016-04-12 |
4294. | skadoodle (veryez2k1) | 101.46 | 95% | 2016-05-12 |
4295. | Nicole (nokmit27) | 101.46 | 97% | 2012-09-30 |
4296. | Hayden (yelling) | 101.45 | 98% | 2013-05-10 |
4297. | Tony (aarup) | 101.45 | 97% | 2017-10-15 |
4298. | Kane (valente500) | 101.45 | 92% | 2011-11-07 |
4299. | S (seaner) | 101.45 | 97% | 2013-09-17 |
4300. | me when typing hasn't been ... | 101.44 | 99% | 2023-07-10 |
4301. | Lindsay (math314) | 101.44 | 97% | 2022-01-15 |
4302. | Kasper (kaspervdpol) | 101.44 | 96% | 2018-02-25 |
4303. | Sean (hothands089) | 101.43 | 98% | 2018-03-12 |
4304. | arno (boxhill) | 101.43 | 99% | 2020-11-21 |
4305. | Peppito (peppito) | 101.42 | 98% | 2017-12-15 |
4306. | irfan (oneirfan) | 101.42 | — | 2010-09-24 |
4307. | Matthew (matthewli) | 101.41 | 92% | 2011-11-20 |
4308. | ..... (fourshade) | 101.40 | 97% | 2011-05-20 |
4309. | Colby (colbythemonster) | 101.39 | 98% | 2023-09-28 |
4310. | Hyrum (anom4001) | 101.39 | 99% | 2022-09-15 |
4311. | stupefaction (stupefaction) | 101.39 | — | 2009-06-22 |
4312. | Ravi (ravi_malhotra) | 101.39 | 98% | 2012-11-17 |
4313. | jteef (jteef) | 101.39 | — | 2011-04-24 |
4314. | mike (captaincapitalism) | 101.38 | 100% | 2023-06-13 |
4315. | Cyde (cydeweys) | 101.38 | 92% | 2014-10-28 |
4316. | Lawrence (wattfox) | 101.37 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
4317. | Alex (sakio) | 101.37 | 96% | 2013-06-19 |
4318. | asdffast (asdffast) | 101.36 | 98% | 2020-09-12 |
4319. | Tony (boxingrace) | 101.36 | 99% | 2017-09-01 |
4320. | ZF (zf0215) | 101.36 | 96% | 2014-02-16 |
4321. | William (fearcat) | 101.35 | 98% | 2022-02-11 |
4322. | Jacob (crotaismean) | 101.35 | 98% | 2017-09-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |