So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4352. | Dookie Shoes (dookie_shoes) | 101.46 | 97% | 2023-01-28 |
| 4353. | skadoodle (veryez2k1) | 101.46 | 95% | 2016-05-12 |
| 4354. | Nicole (nokmit27) | 101.46 | 97% | 2012-09-30 |
| 4355. | Hayden (yelling) | 101.45 | 98% | 2013-05-10 |
| 4356. | Tony (aarup) | 101.45 | 97% | 2017-10-15 |
| 4357. | Kane (valente500) | 101.45 | 92% | 2011-11-07 |
| 4358. | S (seaner) | 101.45 | 97% | 2013-09-17 |
| 4359. | wandering (crusherxf) | 101.44 | 98.8% | 2023-07-10 |
| 4360. | Lindsay (math314) | 101.44 | 97% | 2022-01-15 |
| 4361. | Kasper (kaspervdpol) | 101.44 | 96% | 2018-02-25 |
| 4362. | arno (boxhill) | 101.43 | 99% | 2020-11-21 |
| 4363. | Sean (hothands089) | 101.43 | 98% | 2018-03-12 |
| 4364. | Peppito (peppito) | 101.42 | 98% | 2017-12-15 |
| 4365. | irfan (oneirfan) | 101.42 | — | 2010-09-24 |
| 4366. | Matthew (matthewli) | 101.41 | 92% | 2011-11-20 |
| 4367. | ..... (fourshade) | 101.40 | 97% | 2011-05-20 |
| 4368. | Colby (colbythemonster) | 101.39 | 97.7% | 2023-09-28 |
| 4369. | Hyrum (anom4001) | 101.39 | 99% | 2022-09-15 |
| 4370. | jteef (jteef) | 101.39 | — | 2011-04-24 |
| 4371. | stupefaction (stupefaction) | 101.39 | — | 2009-06-22 |
| 4372. | Ravi (ravi_malhotra) | 101.39 | 98% | 2012-11-17 |
| 4373. | Eduardo (ehabkost) | 101.38 | 96% | 2013-08-29 |
| 4374. | mike (captaincapitalism) | 101.38 | 100% | 2023-06-13 |
| 4375. | Cyde (cydeweys) | 101.38 | 92% | 2014-10-28 |
| 4376. | Lawrence (wattfox) | 101.37 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 4377. | Alex (sakio) | 101.37 | 96% | 2013-06-19 |
| 4378. | asdffast (asdffast) | 101.36 | 98% | 2020-09-12 |
| 4379. | Tony (boxingrace) | 101.36 | 99% | 2017-09-01 |
| 4380. | ZF (zf0215) | 101.36 | 96% | 2014-02-16 |
| 4381. | William (fearcat) | 101.35 | 98% | 2022-02-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |