See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7996. | TwelveFingers (twelvefingers) | 88.32 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 7997. | gabe (gabingbing) | 88.32 | 96% | 2021-07-14 |
| 7998. | Kobe (kobefireball) | 88.32 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 7999. | Ellie (brolg) | 88.31 | 98% | 2026-02-09 |
| 8000. | Diego (damg22) | 88.31 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| 8001. | Big S (zver8908) | 88.31 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| 8002. | Justus (cordas) | 88.30 | 98.1% | 2025-05-27 |
| 8003. | ali (alienx576) | 88.30 | 97% | 2024-02-16 |
| 8004. | Brian (bmw93) | 88.30 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
| 8005. | Shahnawaz (shahnawaz_rizvi) | 88.30 | 98% | 2020-12-30 |
| 8006. | GODSPEED (flashahyea) | 88.29 | 96.5% | 2023-08-23 |
| 8007. | James (jamessss_) | 88.28 | 98% | 2023-06-12 |
| 8008. | Sohil (ozwizardd) | 88.28 | 98.1% | 2025-01-31 |
| 8009. | Leo (dumpling1) | 88.28 | 97% | 2023-09-24 |
| 8010. | S (ssbl) | 88.28 | 98% | 2020-09-20 |
| 8011. | Guest (train9013c) | 88.28 | 98.1% | 2025-05-08 |
| 8012. | Gold (goldberger) | 88.26 | 97% | 2021-10-02 |
| 8013. | Ramseus (master_r) | 88.26 | 96% | 2021-11-01 |
| 8014. | Máté (drunkendegroot) | 88.26 | 98% | 2022-03-24 |
| 8015. | Abbey (abbey240901) | 88.26 | 99% | 2020-07-21 |
| 8016. | Rall (raullll) | 88.26 | 98% | 2020-11-23 |
| 8017. | safal lama (safal726) | 88.25 | 97% | 2026-03-09 |
| 8018. | Travisd32 (travisd32) | 88.25 | 97% | 2021-07-15 |
| 8019. | Sixtyniner (xsixtyninerx) | 88.25 | 97% | 2024-08-10 |
| 8020. | Dyer_Colemak (dyer500) | 88.25 | 96% | 2022-02-25 |
| 8021. | TSpin (all_type) | 88.25 | 99% | 2021-03-07 |
| 8022. | Jaska (jarlewski) | 88.24 | 97% | 2023-01-13 |
| 8023. | Travis (ttboyd884) | 88.24 | 94.9% | 2024-02-08 |
| 8024. | Matthew (yossarian_milo_22) | 88.24 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 8025. | y̚o̵̹͉͖̻̓̇̆͒̏ͧ... | 88.24 | 98% | 2021-03-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |