The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3420. | fujisaki (fujisaki) | 60.60 | 85% | 2012-01-10 |
| 3421. | George (cheeseman0112) | 60.60 | 95% | 2021-03-04 |
| 3422. | Stefan (thisiskaz) | 60.60 | 96% | 2013-03-15 |
| 3423. | racer (racer1212) | 60.60 | — | 2011-01-13 |
| 3424. | jayson (jaysonkidd32) | 60.60 | — | 2010-05-27 |
| 3425. | Sami (sami49) | 60.60 | 91% | 2012-01-26 |
| 3426. | Alireza (sakura1987) | 60.60 | 94% | 2014-06-12 |
| 3427. | totallynotjoshingwithyou (m... | 60.59 | 96% | 2016-10-21 |
| 3428. | Ravan (zayerr0) | 60.59 | 96% | 2021-02-13 |
| 3429. | Cem (ceyarzam) | 60.59 | — | 2011-04-19 |
| 3430. | Toby (roastpotatoes) | 60.59 | 92% | 2015-02-17 |
| 3431. | phong (phongcnttbk) | 60.59 | — | 2009-07-03 |
| 3432. | Ruby (kwjthiew) | 60.59 | 96% | 2011-06-20 |
| 3433. | ashaq (ashaq.bhat@yahoo.com) | 60.59 | 89% | 2017-01-08 |
| 3434. | Grace (gracethecow) | 60.58 | 95% | 2016-12-19 |
| 3435. | (efellion) | 60.58 | 97% | 2014-04-23 |
| 3436. | Angel (rathgormack) | 60.57 | 95% | 2015-01-25 |
| 3437. | bobby (bb0wn) | 60.57 | 95% | 2012-12-11 |
| 3438. | Vin (badboi14) | 60.56 | 99% | 2021-07-31 |
| 3439. | Ali (oorkade) | 60.56 | 95% | 2022-03-14 |
| 3440. | pege (pege) | 60.56 | 97% | 2019-04-18 |
| 3441. | Lucie (ms_american) | 60.56 | — | 2011-01-26 |
| 3442. | Slim (fake_slim_shady) | 60.56 | 96% | 2014-02-14 |
| 3443. | Christian Ian (csalas) | 60.56 | — | 2010-07-13 |
| 3444. | Draven (dravonivichi) | 60.55 | 97% | 2018-04-06 |
| 3445. | Ma (kenma262) | 60.55 | 95% | 2017-07-28 |
| 3446. | cardinals (arizonacardinals) | 60.55 | 95% | 2011-11-10 |
| 3447. | Mambo (mambo1) | 60.55 | — | 2009-11-06 |
| 3448. | Bekzhan (bekzhan29) | 60.55 | 93% | 2012-10-14 |
| 3449. | Marek (xplxmarek) | 60.54 | 96% | 2021-03-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |