I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8654. | envy (ayytsklmao) | 93.00 | 97% | 2019-06-12 |
| 8655. | kaashmonee (kaashmonee) | 92.99 | 95% | 2018-08-09 |
| 8656. | Eric (ec052002) | 92.99 | 99% | 2021-09-09 |
| 8657. | SabrePlot (sabreplot) | 92.99 | 97.1% | 2023-10-04 |
| 8658. | Tom (speedor) | 92.99 | 95.5% | 2024-06-01 |
| 8659. | Krueger (krugman) | 92.98 | 96.7% | 2025-02-19 |
| 8660. | Daniel (hacklime) | 92.98 | 99% | 2020-04-19 |
| 8661. | Hu Tao (hu_tao_c6) | 92.97 | 98.8% | 2024-08-03 |
| 8662. | Jake (jakeboogie) | 92.97 | 98% | 2020-12-12 |
| 8663. | Federico (_cali) | 92.97 | 97% | 2018-09-26 |
| 8664. | Achraf (achrafixo) | 92.96 | 97.6% | 2024-03-03 |
| 8665. | SpeedCubeMan (speedcubeman) | 92.95 | 99% | 2023-04-30 |
| 8666. | W (world_hello) | 92.95 | 98% | 2019-06-09 |
| 8667. | Waterman304 (waterman304) | 92.95 | 99% | 2022-06-26 |
| 8668. | Blawle (blawle) | 92.95 | 98% | 2020-10-08 |
| 8669. | Susan (pfpigs) | 92.95 | 95% | 2017-04-27 |
| 8670. | Isaac (isaacdabeast5) | 92.94 | 97.6% | 2023-06-29 |
| 8671. | joshi (jehoshuah) | 92.94 | 99% | 2017-11-02 |
| 8672. | WindSlashKing (bujkata) | 92.94 | 96% | 2020-11-02 |
| 8673. | Jacob (rath130) | 92.94 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
| 8674. | spiky (spiky228) | 92.94 | 98% | 2021-10-17 |
| 8675. | WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW... | 92.94 | 99% | 2020-06-16 |
| 8676. | Jerrick (jerrickhoang) | 92.94 | 98% | 2018-04-15 |
| 8677. | Mohibur (shuvo94) | 92.94 | 98% | 2019-07-28 |
| 8678. | D-Hunter (xzabuzax) | 92.94 | 98% | 2017-01-26 |
| 8679. | okki (okkiniikko) | 92.93 | 97% | 2022-04-20 |
| 8680. | Alice (aliceintyperacer) | 92.92 | 96.6% | 2024-09-29 |
| 8681. | Fayez Johan (mystery01) | 92.91 | 97.7% | 2024-09-03 |
| 8682. | Terra (mcterra) | 92.91 | 96% | 2023-01-03 |
| 8683. | Tong (tongvu) | 92.90 | 99% | 2020-01-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |