I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2903. | 1337 (dotnet) | 79.72 | 97% | 2025-08-09 |
| 2904. | Themaster (themasterwuz) | 79.72 | 98% | 2023-09-21 |
| 2905. | Doroteya (henrydp018) | 79.72 | 98% | 2024-01-31 |
| 2906. | cody (ocdy1001) | 79.71 | 96.3% | 2023-06-09 |
| 2907. | Vgdahk (banker_wannabe) | 79.70 | 96% | 2025-05-16 |
| 2908. | sample text (yellow_13) | 79.70 | 96.7% | 2024-05-12 |
| 2909. | Oliver (linearboy) | 79.70 | 96% | 2023-12-28 |
| 2910. | jellymagic (jellymagic) | 79.69 | 97.1% | 2024-04-03 |
| 2911. | Dre (goobird) | 79.68 | 95.9% | 2025-03-12 |
| 2912. | Joe (josephjnatale) | 79.64 | 96% | 2025-01-23 |
| 2913. | AA Racer (aa_racer) | 79.64 | 97% | 2024-10-18 |
| 2914. | Storm__23 (storm__23) | 79.61 | 95.5% | 2024-08-08 |
| 2915. | Otmane (boumediane1) | 79.60 | 95.9% | 2023-08-03 |
| 2916. | jae (jaep) | 79.59 | 96.9% | 2024-10-06 |
| 2917. | rae (rae29) | 79.57 | 95.2% | 2024-04-16 |
| 2918. | Tom (rubik1908) | 79.57 | 95.9% | 2024-05-04 |
| 2919. | Rasud (rasud) | 79.54 | 96% | 2026-05-01 |
| 2920. | Mitchell (mitchell721) | 79.54 | 96.2% | 2024-06-26 |
| 2921. | ā (max_mustermann) | 79.54 | 97% | 2025-06-24 |
| 2922. | mralves (mralves) | 79.54 | 97% | 2026-01-06 |
| 2923. | Lobsterš¦ (itisu127) | 79.54 | 94.4% | 2023-10-11 |
| 2924. | pablo (pablo_rm1197) | 79.52 | 95.6% | 2023-06-29 |
| 2925. | AA (aasniper20) | 79.50 | 96% | 2025-02-20 |
| 2926. | George (hermionegeorge) | 79.50 | 96% | 2023-06-13 |
| 2927. | Dios (gembili666) | 79.49 | 97.2% | 2024-01-22 |
| 2928. | Danny (dann_gallium) | 79.46 | 97% | 2025-10-28 |
| 2929. | Shaswathan (shas16) | 79.46 | 97% | 2024-01-07 |
| 2930. | ExciteByte (excitebyte) | 79.45 | 97% | 2023-07-14 |
| 2931. | PR (mrprx) | 79.45 | 96.5% | 2023-09-14 |
| 2932. | Teayoumh (teayoumh) | 79.44 | 98% | 2025-06-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |