So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23947. | Kyozō (thegiantchip) | 62.15 | 93% | 2018-08-30 |
| 23948. | Jatin (jatin19902017) | 62.15 | 97% | 2016-10-01 |
| 23949. | Env (envielox) | 62.15 | 96% | 2013-08-20 |
| 23950. | Slowpoke (libervurto) | 62.14 | 91% | 2016-04-04 |
| 23951. | Robin (r_e_v) | 62.13 | 97.5% | 2023-05-25 |
| 23952. | Azu (azudeus) | 62.13 | 92% | 2016-05-25 |
| 23953. | Payson (payson12) | 62.13 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 23954. | moby machine (meadawn) | 62.13 | 94.1% | 2023-06-12 |
| 23955. | Hannes (sileshar) | 62.13 | 94% | 2021-04-17 |
| 23956. | Vladislav (johnsonkh96) | 62.13 | 95% | 2020-05-19 |
| 23957. | Jakub (jakubko672) | 62.13 | 95% | 2021-12-25 |
| 23958. | itstherealalex (wowijustdid... | 62.13 | 95.6% | 2021-02-11 |
| 23959. | Niklas (niklash) | 62.13 | 97% | 2019-11-20 |
| 23960. | IamFAT (hi121smack) | 62.13 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 23961. | Hedgethrush (hedgethrush) | 62.13 | 90% | 2017-05-06 |
| 23962. | Eddie (agzastrgath) | 62.13 | 97% | 2019-03-04 |
| 23963. | Nikhil (nikhilaii93) | 62.12 | 91% | 2015-08-21 |
| 23964. | Criminal (dvorakgoombahead) | 62.12 | 95% | 2021-01-05 |
| 23965. | Rast4Panda (rast44) | 62.12 | 91% | 2013-12-10 |
| 23966. | Iceyda (iceryda4047) | 62.12 | 92% | 2016-04-27 |
| 23967. | Joe (rocket514) | 62.12 | — | 2010-05-04 |
| 23968. | Peilin (peilin) | 62.12 | 98% | 2014-03-13 |
| 23969. | Darapsas (darapsas) | 62.12 | 95% | 2018-08-14 |
| 23970. | Jasperson Heln (jhelnv3) | 62.11 | 97% | 2021-12-16 |
| 23971. | Ian (ian_k_john) | 62.11 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 23972. | Minh (bladesong) | 62.11 | 94% | 2013-08-18 |
| 23973. | Tuan (sevent) | 62.11 | 94% | 2015-04-07 |
| 23974. | mental (mental) | 62.11 | 93% | 2014-11-19 |
| 23975. | good (dienthoai) | 62.11 | 97% | 2012-01-17 |
| 23976. | guest_typist_new (guest_typ... | 62.10 | 97% | 2021-07-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |