The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22582. | Catman (catman847) | 67.85 | 98% | 2021-08-24 |
| 22583. | Ryan (ricenoodles01) | 67.85 | 95.9% | 2021-03-02 |
| 22584. | Pol (pol1up) | 67.85 | 95.7% | 2021-02-11 |
| 22585. | Max (redbandit) | 67.85 | 97% | 2013-02-15 |
| 22586. | lapras (lapras) | 67.85 | 97% | 2015-01-22 |
| 22587. | Alfredo (drakenslice) | 67.85 | 96% | 2015-11-29 |
| 22588. | Payton (cott0ncandi) | 67.84 | 96% | 2023-01-27 |
| 22589. | lavan (lavangiriece) | 67.84 | 96% | 2013-10-10 |
| 22590. | no (kahos2) | 67.84 | 88% | 2013-07-09 |
| 22591. | LaBron (labron2310) | 67.84 | 99% | 2019-06-21 |
| 22592. | tstats[fonzie_b] Fonzie... | 67.84 | 97% | 2022-01-01 |
| 22593. | Bartacus (bartacus) | 67.84 | 93% | 2016-12-18 |
| 22594. | Yuwa (yuwa) | 67.84 | — | 2009-11-29 |
| 22595. | Umair (umairkhan) | 67.84 | 98% | 2017-06-09 |
| 22596. | Rachel (raelee514) | 67.84 | 93% | 2017-02-11 |
| 22597. | DonDon (don918) | 67.84 | 95% | 2014-01-21 |
| 22598. | Oleg (braga01) | 67.83 | 96% | 2016-10-19 |
| 22599. | Zain (rasnouk) | 67.83 | 96.3% | 2021-01-31 |
| 22600. | sai (smuna13) | 67.83 | 97% | 2021-04-11 |
| 22601. | mt005 (mt005) | 67.83 | 98% | 2020-09-10 |
| 22602. | amar (123456) | 67.83 | — | 2009-02-20 |
| 22603. | sheetal (ssheetal80) | 67.83 | — | 2009-02-20 |
| 22604. | xEvanH (incred) | 67.83 | 92% | 2012-06-11 |
| 22605. | Setareh (setareh_n_g) | 67.83 | 91% | 2013-06-26 |
| 22606. | Shajedul (vernon_here) | 67.82 | 97% | 2021-01-24 |
| 22607. | Bao (darknight91) | 67.82 | 97% | 2022-03-25 |
| 22608. | Drowning (kobisherm) | 67.82 | 99% | 2023-06-07 |
| 22609. | Gilded (gilded_truffle) | 67.82 | 97.8% | 2023-07-25 |
| 22610. | Last (galya_88) | 67.82 | 97% | 2022-08-02 |
| 22611. | Le (beeno92) | 67.82 | 96% | 2011-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |