So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35981. | sher (sherahmad) | 36.21 | — | 2010-02-26 |
| 35982. | Paul (brandari) | 36.21 | — | 2009-08-04 |
| 35983. | Fantailfishy (ftail) | 36.16 | 81% | 2014-10-15 |
| 35984. | Feakl (feakl) | 36.14 | 93% | 2021-04-20 |
| 35985. | AyK3r (junior_mlg12) | 36.12 | 94% | 2021-09-02 |
| 35986. | nayely (tellez) | 36.04 | — | 2009-01-16 |
| 35987. | B (awadf) | 36.01 | 92% | 2021-10-20 |
| 35988. | Diane (mrsmurf) | 36.00 | 89% | 2011-05-10 |
| 35989. | itai (itai) | 35.99 | — | 2009-05-14 |
| 35990. | cherub (cherubits) | 35.98 | 94% | 2021-01-16 |
| 35991. | C (mc090238) | 35.98 | 95% | 2021-03-04 |
| 35992. | Philip (wawa1991) | 35.97 | 91% | 2012-03-02 |
| 35993. | Ali (aliv) | 35.97 | — | 2010-12-18 |
| 35994. | Fadunchoo (faduncho) | 35.96 | 91% | 2022-07-21 |
| 35995. | Tuya (tuya_) | 35.93 | 86% | 2015-09-22 |
| 35996. | Ork (orksim) | 35.93 | — | 2010-12-03 |
| 35997. | rashed (rashed) | 35.92 | 93% | 2013-01-14 |
| 35998. | Kailash (happyy) | 35.92 | — | 2010-06-21 |
| 35999. | ผมไม่รีบ (p... | 35.90 | 91% | 2015-09-10 |
| 36000. | Sorig (sorig) | 35.88 | 94% | 2021-08-24 |
| 36001. | Ritchie (w00tness) | 35.87 | — | 2010-04-15 |
| 36002. | Arun (alpha_mo) | 35.87 | 95% | 2020-07-19 |
| 36003. | Aaryan (aaryanchamp) | 35.86 | 93% | 2022-03-27 |
| 36004. | Emmen (mattamat) | 35.85 | — | 2010-08-15 |
| 36005. | aerospike (aerospike) | 35.85 | 94.5% | 2021-02-27 |
| 36006. | les (havanacuba) | 35.85 | 90% | 2016-04-28 |
| 36007. | Carlos (gzcarlos) | 35.82 | 88% | 2013-06-19 |
| 36008. | stephanie (teffiepoo) | 35.82 | 93% | 2012-09-11 |
| 36009. | an (angelanddeamon) | 35.81 | — | 2011-01-27 |
| 36010. | Fizz (fizz21) | 35.80 | 92% | 2019-06-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |