As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21553. | Djkh (djkh) | 58.15 | 96.5% | 2023-08-05 |
| 21554. | Yhun (yhunohrhang) | 58.15 | 95% | 2015-05-11 |
| 21555. | Kullar (kullar45) | 58.14 | 96% | 2023-10-19 |
| 21556. | Liw (oliwiainbolivia) | 58.14 | 96% | 2022-06-01 |
| 21557. | AJ (ajs_007) | 58.14 | 95% | 2023-04-24 |
| 21558. | lei (appleattack) | 58.14 | 96.7% | 2021-02-06 |
| 21559. | sigurd (nyanflavor34) | 58.14 | 89% | 2016-10-27 |
| 21560. | Ramudo (ramudo) | 58.13 | 95% | 2017-11-21 |
| 21561. | IceWotor (icewotor) | 58.13 | 98% | 2022-05-29 |
| 21562. | Amor (itsamoreh) | 58.13 | 94% | 2016-02-20 |
| 21563. | phauxy (phauxy) | 58.13 | 96% | 2021-06-01 |
| 21564. | Mrinmoy (mrinmoyss) | 58.13 | 97% | 2019-11-06 |
| 21565. | Viking (not_xp3og) | 58.12 | 94% | 2020-01-20 |
| 21566. | Karthik (epickarr) | 58.12 | 97% | 2023-08-30 |
| 21567. | Ethan (ethanpriddle) | 58.12 | 97% | 2019-11-09 |
| 21568. | carwyn (idolstrahs) | 58.12 | 98% | 2021-02-13 |
| 21569. | Raja (mmahmoodh) | 58.11 | 96% | 2021-05-10 |
| 21570. | MOHAMMAD (rnansari) | 58.11 | 96% | 2021-03-14 |
| 21571. | Souvik (rascalam) | 58.11 | 96% | 2021-09-13 |
| 21572. | Richie (damp0) | 58.11 | 98% | 2020-05-08 |
| 21573. | Kapil (archripper) | 58.10 | 95% | 2020-08-19 |
| 21574. | T.T.O.T (thatturtleoverthere) | 58.10 | 95% | 2015-07-14 |
| 21575. | Zuns (zriekert) | 58.09 | 96% | 2017-02-15 |
| 21576. | EB (cclutch) | 58.09 | 96% | 2018-07-30 |
| 21577. | mamounitor (mamounitor) | 58.09 | 96.4% | 2023-05-20 |
| 21578. | nullun (nullun) | 58.09 | 98% | 2023-05-30 |
| 21579. | Johannes (xcillingx) | 58.09 | 96% | 2021-11-26 |
| 21580. | Steven (engine210) | 58.09 | 94% | 2021-03-19 |
| 21581. | Radical (radicalgames) | 58.08 | 96% | 2022-12-15 |
| 21582. | Parameshwaran (knparamesh26) | 58.08 | 96% | 2022-08-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |