Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. But not me. For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. If I win, I have to do something I don't want to do. If I lose, I'm one step closer to ruining my entire life. And I never know whether I'm going to win or lose until the last second.
—from Hyperbole and a half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2578. | Jacob (highlift) | 98.52 | 97% | 2025-08-03 |
| 2579. | Mario (marfredd) | 98.49 | 97% | 2023-05-24 |
| 2580. | Liad (ozonzono) | 98.47 | 98.7% | 2023-11-25 |
| 2581. | anjeliqua (thecoolvan) | 98.45 | 96% | 2024-07-12 |
| 2582. | Michael (michaelhirst12) | 98.44 | 98% | 2025-12-29 |
| 2583. | lipzi (lipzi_) | 98.44 | 97% | 2024-05-16 |
| 2584. | DMack (dmack98) | 98.44 | 98.5% | 2023-07-14 |
| 2585. | fried_tofu (fried_tofu) | 98.42 | 97% | 2024-06-15 |
| 2586. | An (iaman) | 98.40 | 98% | 2025-07-05 |
| 2587. | cody (ocdy1001) | 98.40 | 97.7% | 2023-10-10 |
| 2588. | Martin (mewix) | 98.37 | 96% | 2026-03-17 |
| 2589. | fritheaxo (fritheaxo) | 98.34 | 97% | 2025-01-15 |
| 2590. | Autumn (autumnhorn) | 98.34 | 98% | 2024-03-07 |
| 2591. | Sabani (sabani) | 98.33 | 98% | 2024-02-25 |
| 2592. | Thumzu (thumzu) | 98.33 | 98% | 2024-07-29 |
| 2593. | Senroux (cloakae) | 98.32 | 96.4% | 2023-06-06 |
| 2594. | Ryan Gosling (rapperb) | 98.30 | 98.9% | 2023-11-13 |
| 2595. | primeta (primetaa) | 98.27 | 97.4% | 2024-06-30 |
| 2596. | jackmaoff (jackmaoff) | 98.27 | 99% | 2026-01-28 |
| 2597. | uh (ingite) | 98.23 | 97% | 2024-09-19 |
| 2598. | winner (thisisgoodname) | 98.21 | 97% | 2025-12-29 |
| 2599. | coco (kaijenlee) | 98.21 | 97.8% | 2024-06-28 |
| 2600. | gismet_majidov (gismet) | 98.20 | 98% | 2026-04-24 |
| 2601. | slothtypes (slothtypes) | 98.18 | 98% | 2024-08-26 |
| 2602. | Winter (winterlem) | 98.17 | 98% | 2025-03-19 |
| 2603. | Stanislav (stanmkh) | 98.17 | 99% | 2023-09-18 |
| 2604. | heard (cor_samurai) | 98.16 | 95.4% | 2025-01-29 |
| 2605. | Spraito (spraito) | 98.16 | 98% | 2024-10-25 |
| 2606. | Adrian (dragoadrian) | 98.15 | 97.1% | 2023-11-08 |
| 2607. | JunichiK (junichi_k) | 98.13 | 96.6% | 2024-10-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,212 | 100.58 | April 13, 2023 |