And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13326. | ciel (ciel0) | 90.94 | 98% | 2011-05-22 |
| 13327. | Loopy (loopy) | 90.94 | — | 2008-11-23 |
| 13328. | Tim (sirdigger) | 90.94 | — | 2011-01-24 |
| 13329. | Giuseppe (mangoppola) | 90.93 | 97% | 2022-10-19 |
| 13330. | Lars (larsw) | 90.93 | 96% | 2015-02-10 |
| 13331. | BlazikenAlmighty (blazikena... | 90.93 | 92% | 2017-01-12 |
| 13332. | Aqeel (desiguy421) | 90.92 | — | 2010-05-08 |
| 13333. | Macmed (macmed) | 90.92 | 97% | 2022-09-09 |
| 13334. | Andrei (andrei_avram6) | 90.92 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 13335. | Trincy (trainee1) | 90.92 | 96% | 2018-08-15 |
| 13336. | haidanos (haidanos) | 90.92 | 97% | 2023-09-18 |
| 13337. | Sambam (sambamsami) | 90.92 | 96% | 2023-07-10 |
| 13338. | Evan (evan_1) | 90.92 | 98% | 2020-02-24 |
| 13339. | A (kmos) | 90.92 | 97% | 2020-10-03 |
| 13340. | Tony (agimus) | 90.92 | 99% | 2014-08-29 |
| 13341. | Nguyen Minh (dragontiti) | 90.92 | 95% | 2014-10-21 |
| 13342. | Ryan Gosling (rapperb) | 90.91 | 97.1% | 2023-10-10 |
| 13343. | Josh (scojos) | 90.91 | 99% | 2017-07-10 |
| 13344. | Tailer (tailerchimchar) | 90.91 | 93% | 2016-10-06 |
| 13345. | Vasko (vaskozl) | 90.91 | 93% | 2013-12-01 |
| 13346. | Hiroki (h8gi) | 90.91 | 99% | 2017-01-30 |
| 13347. | Speed (igottagofast) | 90.90 | 98% | 2023-01-01 |
| 13348. | Josh (buchasaurus) | 90.90 | 99% | 2016-02-18 |
| 13349. | Toshi (m0shitoshi) | 90.90 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 13350. | Catriona (shibumi) | 90.90 | 100% | 2011-10-31 |
| 13351. | Kakashi (hatakeclan) | 90.89 | 95.7% | 2023-08-07 |
| 13352. | Simon (smeagols) | 90.89 | — | 2009-05-06 |
| 13353. | Ryan (egg_grenade) | 90.88 | 96% | 2014-02-09 |
| 13354. | Grag (rob3r) | 90.88 | 98% | 2021-09-08 |
| 13355. | applekwisp (applekwisp) | 90.88 | 94% | 2012-12-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |