So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33730. | Bekzhan (bekzhan29) | 45.32 | 97% | 2012-06-12 |
| 33731. | Ahmed (aboauf) | 45.31 | 96% | 2021-06-15 |
| 33732. | Bryce (pennydog13) | 45.31 | 96% | 2019-05-21 |
| 33733. | Vivan Sharma (vivansharma) | 45.31 | 94% | 2023-01-12 |
| 33734. | Tanzia ♫ (tanzi) | 45.31 | 92% | 2014-09-26 |
| 33735. | Jose (fluffycloud71) | 45.31 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
| 33736. | utnwfyutlwftyulhwt (coleman... | 45.31 | 85% | 2015-06-10 |
| 33737. | Bertie (sunstonesharptor) | 45.30 | 94% | 2021-01-17 |
| 33738. | Renzo (bumbum_12) | 45.30 | 94% | 2023-06-08 |
| 33739. | matiullah (qais_007) | 45.30 | 93% | 2022-10-06 |
| 33740. | 1488 (1488) | 45.30 | 94% | 2018-07-30 |
| 33741. | Osher (destinycoat) | 45.30 | 89% | 2016-09-11 |
| 33742. | Daniel (zeruberusu) | 45.30 | 92% | 2014-09-23 |
| 33743. | Yunus (yunuskoca) | 45.29 | 95% | 2021-07-12 |
| 33744. | Tien (lienetn) | 45.29 | — | 2011-04-13 |
| 33745. | Saiful (787jjx) | 45.29 | 91% | 2011-08-29 |
| 33746. | oofy (dhruv07) | 45.28 | 95% | 2022-02-23 |
| 33747. | Rasmus (rapper890) | 45.28 | 94% | 2020-08-17 |
| 33748. | Dan (ddj863) | 45.28 | — | 2008-11-17 |
| 33749. | Abed (abed42) | 45.28 | 91% | 2021-01-01 |
| 33750. | Raditya (raditya98) | 45.28 | 96% | 2018-11-21 |
| 33751. | jessica (jessicanguyen) | 45.28 | — | 2010-10-28 |
| 33752. | H (harshitos) | 45.27 | 94% | 2019-12-28 |
| 33753. | Jason (topz) | 45.27 | — | 2010-02-07 |
| 33754. | Tin-Yi (thesecret) | 45.27 | 96% | 2012-05-13 |
| 33755. | Muhammad (ichsan07) | 45.26 | 95% | 2014-05-02 |
| 33756. | H (hassan_ur2) | 45.26 | 93% | 2013-12-26 |
| 33757. | balona (balona) | 45.26 | 94% | 2013-08-24 |
| 33758. | umer (umer2723) | 45.26 | 97% | 2018-04-10 |
| 33759. | benjamin (dyingthief12) | 45.26 | 92% | 2011-06-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |