Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1707. | Mimi (merrymolly23) | 60.25 | 94% | 2018-01-24 |
| 1708. | 🐢 (garvint123) | 60.21 | 96% | 2018-03-03 |
| 1709. | zefat (zefatass) | 60.20 | 97% | 2018-11-16 |
| 1710. | Gui (gui1802) | 60.10 | 97% | 2018-06-21 |
| 1711. | Roland (radambc) | 60.10 | 97% | 2018-06-23 |
| 1712. | Thang (thangvu7) | 60.09 | 94% | 2018-07-15 |
| 1713. | Guest (fonzus) | 60.08 | 96% | 2019-02-13 |
| 1714. | Chris (zip3) | 60.07 | 96% | 2019-12-18 |
| 1715. | Vinicius (vinnyataide) | 59.98 | 95% | 2019-01-29 |
| 1716. | jonathan (ijwbae) | 59.92 | 96% | 2017-12-07 |
| 1717. | Wojciech (wojtalenko) | 59.88 | 95% | 2017-11-17 |
| 1718. | Jasmin (jae1287) | 59.87 | 96% | 2018-08-01 |
| 1719. | Nurul (muradpj) | 59.77 | 98% | 2018-07-27 |
| 1720. | Zor-Pieu (POJUN-Mechanic) (... | 59.77 | 96% | 2018-03-11 |
| 1721. | Lowyan (lowyan) | 59.76 | 97% | 2017-12-12 |
| 1722. | Ben (canadalandz) | 59.75 | 99% | 2018-04-18 |
| 1723. | Carlo (rapnu024) | 59.74 | 93% | 2017-08-28 |
| 1724. | Evil-Earth Dweller (miach) | 59.74 | 97% | 2019-07-06 |
| 1725. | Alif (alifarifin) | 59.74 | 95% | 2018-04-21 |
| 1726. | Lewis (luirausse) | 59.73 | 97% | 2018-03-22 |
| 1727. | Mo (moedd) | 59.73 | 95% | 2018-08-23 |
| 1728. | MrWeirdy (mrweirdy) | 59.72 | 94% | 2018-06-13 |
| 1729. | Dan Jayson (danjayson) | 59.72 | 95% | 2020-01-09 |
| 1730. | chocolateknife (chocolatekn... | 59.69 | 96% | 2017-08-03 |
| 1731. | onel (onel11) | 59.68 | 93% | 2019-01-03 |
| 1732. | Patrick (8iaventri) | 59.68 | 98% | 2017-09-30 |
| 1733. | Momocat (acornboo) | 59.67 | 97% | 2017-11-15 |
| 1734. | Code (codename47) | 59.66 | 95% | 2018-02-09 |
| 1735. | Dongo (dongodm) | 59.65 | 96% | 2018-10-14 |
| 1736. | reem (flfl) | 59.65 | 95% | 2019-06-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |