I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
371 total characters in this text.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1676. | (hatesmylife) | 118.81 | 99% | 2016-08-31 |
| 1677. | (naisthebest) | 118.81 | 95% | 2016-07-27 |
| 1678. | (adham94) | 118.81 | 96% | 2015-06-04 |
| 1679. | (mastership2) | 118.80 | 99% | 2024-07-26 |
| 1680. | (tanuj23) | 118.80 | 99% | 2023-10-10 |
| 1681. | (darktrinity) | 118.77 | 97% | 2026-01-20 |
| 1682. | (avidavi) | 118.75 | 98.7% | 2024-10-24 |
| 1683. | (bimmy) | 118.75 | 99% | 2021-03-08 |
| 1684. | (szlesh) | 118.71 | 99% | 2026-05-07 |
| 1685. | (cadhp) | 118.71 | 99% | 2021-04-27 |
| 1686. | (fnrslvr) | 118.71 | 100% | 2021-12-14 |
| 1687. | (egahbh) | 118.67 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| 1688. | (coolerfred) | 118.66 | 98% | 2022-07-21 |
| 1689. | (harshbarger.a@gmail.com) | 118.66 | 97% | 2019-07-13 |
| 1690. | (someonefast123) | 118.63 | 99% | 2024-06-18 |
| 1691. | (ilka) | 118.63 | 98% | 2019-04-16 |
| 1692. | Roei (rapidroei) | 118.62 | 97% | 2022-07-29 |
| 1693. | (pnjzz) | 118.61 | 98.4% | 2024-05-08 |
| 1694. | alieb (alieb) | 118.59 | 98% | 2020-10-08 |
| 1695. | (nmessick) | 118.59 | 99% | 2020-07-28 |
| 1696. | (shoelegend88) | 118.59 | 95% | 2018-12-17 |
| 1697. | Christian (cslarsenhhkb) | 118.58 | 98% | 2017-08-19 |
| 1698. | (43243264) | 118.57 | 98% | 2024-08-07 |
| 1699. | (belgianwaffle) | 118.57 | 99% | 2022-04-27 |
| 1700. | (iconoclasmic) | 118.57 | 99% | 2017-06-07 |
| 1701. | silly zilly (sillybanana) | 118.51 | 99% | 2026-05-13 |
| 1702. | joe (palmfruit380) | 118.51 | 100% | 2025-02-01 |
| 1703. | (monstertaco) | 118.50 | 99% | 2022-12-04 |
| 1704. | (poops_magee) | 118.46 | 98% | 2021-08-03 |
| 1705. | (scint) | 118.46 | 97% | 2019-10-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |