I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12478. | clumsy fingers (icedtofu) | 80.22 | 92% | 2016-11-07 |
| 12479. | nishinoodles (xjoshh35) | 80.21 | 95% | 2019-05-19 |
| 12480. | Hiram (mrizama) | 80.21 | 96% | 2018-04-01 |
| 12481. | mmmmmm3 (howler_mmmmmm3) | 80.21 | 96% | 2019-04-02 |
| 12482. | Ching Wei Su (howardsu0901) | 80.20 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
| 12483. | Yarno (globalvirgin) | 80.20 | 96.1% | 2023-06-11 |
| 12484. | Bae (baenimbae12) | 80.20 | 96% | 2021-08-26 |
| 12485. | james (hannjam) | 80.20 | 94% | 2017-03-02 |
| 12486. | Pranksta (pranksta) | 80.20 | 99% | 2021-03-17 |
| 12487. | egork1dd (egorkidd) | 80.19 | 95% | 2021-06-28 |
| 12488. | pipelined (polarilacari) | 80.19 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 12489. | lil rae (sweaty_rae010) | 80.19 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 12490. | Afra (afra_666) | 80.19 | 98% | 2023-04-30 |
| 12491. | أُمنية (omnitypewriter) | 80.19 | 97% | 2021-03-12 |
| 12492. | Dan (danomate) | 80.19 | 90% | 2016-10-23 |
| 12493. | ryan (dirtyphoenix) | 80.19 | 89% | 2016-03-26 |
| 12494. | Holyfud (holyfud) | 80.18 | 97.4% | 2024-01-28 |
| 12495. | Mark (cyclingguy536) | 80.18 | 96% | 2021-09-28 |
| 12496. | Nasufp (nasufp) | 80.18 | 96% | 2022-04-14 |
| 12497. | @ameenunfiltered insta (wis... | 80.18 | 97% | 2022-06-18 |
| 12498. | Zach (zach_htet) | 80.18 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 12499. | Rapid (rapid_d) | 80.18 | 100% | 2021-02-11 |
| 12500. | Hetler (0110011001100001011... | 80.17 | 97% | 2022-09-17 |
| 12501. | Kellen (kland14) | 80.17 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
| 12502. | yourallbad (yourallbad) | 80.17 | 94% | 2023-09-04 |
| 12503. | Appl (applwood) | 80.17 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 12504. | Random (bogdanmironov) | 80.17 | 96% | 2023-03-16 |
| 12505. | Alex (shreddy_typer) | 80.17 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 12506. | Roland (radambc) | 80.17 | 99% | 2023-05-24 |
| 12507. | Blake (samuryon) | 80.17 | 96% | 2017-01-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |