The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13877. | cantthinkofusername (cantth... | 82.00 | 95% | 2022-06-04 |
| 13878. | Alec (supperz1) | 82.00 | 97% | 2023-08-28 |
| 13879. | Sayan (sayanme24) | 82.00 | 97% | 2021-02-27 |
| 13880. | aiei24 (aiei24) | 82.00 | 91% | 2012-10-10 |
| 13881. | 839 (ynad) | 81.99 | 97% | 2013-07-28 |
| 13882. | derek (krencik) | 81.98 | 94% | 2015-08-30 |
| 13883. | George (ausp1c1ous) | 81.98 | 97.3% | 2023-06-12 |
| 13884. | Hassan (hassansquall) | 81.98 | 93% | 2011-07-20 |
| 13885. | ripforeverjoey (ripforeverj... | 81.98 | 93% | 2015-05-11 |
| 13886. | vasja (vvvasja) | 81.98 | 96% | 2013-10-02 |
| 13887. | Eros (tigeros) | 81.98 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
| 13888. | Gravity (grav1ty) | 81.98 | — | 2009-05-27 |
| 13889. | Nafeez (smileywee) | 81.97 | 96% | 2022-08-07 |
| 13890. | Matt (soflogator) | 81.97 | 97% | 2020-07-28 |
| 13891. | nmsl (luciferpan88) | 81.97 | 97.9% | 2023-06-08 |
| 13892. | Dave (dav3f4nning) | 81.97 | 88% | 2012-10-05 |
| 13893. | KittyLord (ayushjoshi) | 81.96 | 97% | 2022-08-12 |
| 13894. | Raphael C (AISHK) (raphyy) | 81.96 | 92% | 2013-09-13 |
| 13895. | Speedy (musique) | 81.96 | 93% | 2014-08-24 |
| 13896. | Isa Masae (isamasae) | 81.95 | 98% | 2023-07-09 |
| 13897. | Justin (suhjune123) | 81.95 | 89% | 2017-01-20 |
| 13898. | fanedincrangasi (fanedincra... | 81.95 | 97% | 2023-05-27 |
| 13899. | Josh (gynlaw) | 81.95 | 94% | 2016-03-15 |
| 13900. | Onceknown (onceknown) | 81.95 | 97% | 2022-08-26 |
| 13901. | jck (404jmre) | 81.95 | 95.1% | 2021-02-12 |
| 13902. | oops (thinktank) | 81.95 | 94% | 2013-01-10 |
| 13903. | Kappa (kappa) | 81.95 | — | 2011-03-25 |
| 13904. | Holland (holland) | 81.95 | — | 2008-11-22 |
| 13905. | Em (aftran942) | 81.94 | 96% | 2019-09-29 |
| 13906. | sigit (licardi) | 81.94 | 97% | 2022-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |