It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1294. | uwucat (uwucat) | 89.56 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
| 1295. | Ryan (speeddddd) | 89.56 | 97% | 2020-10-15 |
| 1296. | caique (caiquelira) | 89.53 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
| 1297. | Instynkt (instynkt) | 89.52 | 98% | 2018-08-03 |
| 1298. | Delgerskhn (thege) | 89.52 | 99% | 2020-11-07 |
| 1299. | Dank (fapples) | 89.52 | 97% | 2017-11-28 |
| 1300. | Jonathan (jjones0598) | 89.50 | 98% | 2020-07-14 |
| 1301. | Ethan (thatonepear) | 89.48 | 97% | 2017-10-18 |
| 1302. | SoulMizou (paraloop) | 89.47 | 98% | 2019-06-08 |
| 1303. | Brian (gross51695) | 89.46 | 97% | 2017-10-06 |
| 1304. | Kittyman10 (kittyman10) | 89.45 | 97% | 2020-08-18 |
| 1305. | Vincent (rangs4777) | 89.39 | 97% | 2018-04-18 |
| 1306. | Eujean (eujean) | 89.38 | 98% | 2019-05-12 |
| 1307. | bmoney (23bmoney23) | 89.37 | 95% | 2020-07-24 |
| 1308. | Chris92 (chris92de) | 89.37 | 98% | 2018-05-22 |
| 1309. | Bobby (facethepro) | 89.33 | 97% | 2017-10-12 |
| 1310. | Raph (raph_) | 89.32 | 97% | 2020-08-02 |
| 1311. | 🦀Antique (ant1que) | 89.30 | 99% | 2019-07-28 |
| 1312. | Muslem (muslimomar) | 89.26 | 96% | 2020-06-25 |
| 1313. | saku (deckcsgo) | 89.26 | 96% | 2017-12-21 |
| 1314. | Allan (ajdx88) | 89.22 | 98% | 2017-09-25 |
| 1315. | Grant (eyz11327) | 89.21 | 97% | 2018-05-07 |
| 1316. | https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXc... | 89.20 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| 1317. | Brotolios (brotolios) | 89.19 | 98% | 2020-04-19 |
| 1318. | Jiayi (muchlawlz) | 89.18 | 96% | 2018-09-17 |
| 1319. | Cythrix (boment) | 89.17 | 96% | 2021-08-02 |
| 1320. | Adam (maldoren) | 89.17 | 97% | 2018-06-28 |
| 1321. | MY LIFE FOR PAKISTAN (eridpnc) | 89.14 | 97% | 2021-07-29 |
| 1322. | Jaren (waff13cak3) | 89.14 | 98% | 2018-01-13 |
| 1323. | Bruce (milothatch) | 89.14 | 96% | 2020-08-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |