Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1025. | Kevin (zhengfeilong) | 122.78 | 99% | 2022-01-24 |
| 1026. | asdf (blaoop) | 122.78 | 97% | 2016-04-30 |
| 1027. | darker matter (fleetingsent... | 122.76 | 100% | 2013-08-15 |
| 1028. | 不是 (jamesalex12) | 122.74 | 97% | 2015-02-19 |
| 1029. | Michael (catalyst0435) | 122.74 | 96% | 2015-12-18 |
| 1030. | nauyu (nauyusimi_) | 122.72 | 99% | 2022-05-07 |
| 1031. | Garrett (garrettchu) | 122.70 | 98% | 2022-04-24 |
| 1032. | Alex (squaredrooted) | 122.68 | 94% | 2012-01-24 |
| 1033. | Lyndon (lacinyc) | 122.68 | 99% | 2011-12-30 |
| 1034. | David (davomgz) | 122.66 | 97% | 2016-06-29 |
| 1035. | Bryan (bmatis) | 122.66 | 97% | 2011-06-16 |
| 1036. | w (wonton2) | 122.64 | 99% | 2021-07-24 |
| 1037. | Iqbal (juniortypist1) | 122.63 | 98% | 2022-06-25 |
| 1038. | Tanapat (jekkiechan) | 122.62 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
| 1039. | Seth (sethbangerter) | 122.59 | 99% | 2022-02-26 |
| 1040. | leon (leonzalion) | 122.59 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 1041. | Never Quit (ranzivan12) | 122.56 | 99% | 2017-11-28 |
| 1042. | snackmancer (snackmancer) | 122.51 | 98% | 2021-04-20 |
| 1043. | Zach (zpconn) | 122.51 | — | 2010-03-13 |
| 1044. | Celio (celio) | 122.50 | 97% | 2015-02-20 |
| 1045. | Random (lower_typer) | 122.48 | 99% | 2017-01-05 |
| 1046. | skyactiv (atenza) | 122.47 | 99% | 2012-03-22 |
| 1047. | Nyora (dvorak_mode) | 122.46 | 100% | 2023-03-17 |
| 1048. | aqibPak (aqibpak) | 122.45 | 97% | 2023-08-24 |
| 1049. | SCUMBAGGED (to0z) | 122.44 | 99% | 2013-08-23 |
| 1050. | kef (keefpop) | 122.44 | 98% | 2017-09-10 |
| 1051. | Tylody (tylody) | 122.38 | 99% | 2020-11-07 |
| 1052. | Airi Momoi (syaro) | 122.37 | 97% | 2021-12-09 |
| 1053. | Aidan (aidan9500) | 122.37 | 99.7% | 2023-07-03 |
| 1054. | Jinx (jinxfox) | 122.37 | — | 2008-08-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |