So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11787. | Jeritens (jensrichter) | 82.17 | 98% | 2018-02-18 |
| 11788. | Joel (teknogeek) | 82.16 | 95% | 2017-08-07 |
| 11789. | Thomas (sokt2929) | 82.16 | 97% | 2023-03-08 |
| 11790. | FootedPear (ryanpear0) | 82.16 | 98% | 2022-03-17 |
| 11791. | John (johnl) | 82.16 | — | 2009-03-16 |
| 11792. | Nazar (spartypro) | 82.15 | 98% | 2021-10-08 |
| 11793. | Benjamin (bcohen) | 82.15 | 98% | 2020-06-10 |
| 11794. | [jtucci] (jtucci) | 82.15 | 97% | 2022-10-17 |
| 11795. | shanranran (shanranran) | 82.15 | 97% | 2023-01-13 |
| 11796. | Chaewon (raz3124) | 82.15 | 96% | 2021-02-22 |
| 11797. | Foxtrot (foxytrot) | 82.15 | 97% | 2022-02-22 |
| 11798. | Dylan (dylantackoor) | 82.15 | 88% | 2015-12-29 |
| 11799. | Baraa (the_legend_b) | 82.15 | 97% | 2023-05-04 |
| 11800. | Tongyi (shent) | 82.15 | 95% | 2016-09-05 |
| 11801. | Teer (resorz) | 82.15 | 93% | 2013-10-18 |
| 11802. | Dylan (ateleisonmybelly) | 82.15 | 96% | 2011-11-22 |
| 11803. | Max (kinginthenorth78) | 82.14 | 96% | 2021-12-07 |
| 11804. | Tim (rmeyes) | 82.14 | 98% | 2012-03-11 |
| 11805. | Ranjit (ranjit) | 82.14 | 94% | 2013-10-04 |
| 11806. | NetBookKid (drdynamicnb) | 82.14 | 98% | 2012-12-22 |
| 11807. | ddd (ryrz) | 82.13 | 97% | 2023-04-16 |
| 11808. | Vans (socalvan) | 82.13 | 95% | 2012-07-27 |
| 11809. | Bede (breadstickx) | 82.13 | 96% | 2021-03-30 |
| 11810. | Jay (jaybeaver) | 82.13 | 93% | 2012-10-12 |
| 11811. | Said (surrenderordie) | 82.13 | 96% | 2015-11-17 |
| 11812. | Stacey (slisac) | 82.13 | 96% | 2012-09-26 |
| 11813. | maks (boredmaks) | 82.13 | 98% | 2013-11-18 |
| 11814. | Ryan (giantsfan39) | 82.12 | 95% | 2022-08-27 |
| 11815. | Vivek (vivekvc) | 82.12 | 96% | 2023-06-07 |
| 11816. | Catriona (shibumi) | 82.12 | 100% | 2011-08-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |