So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10075. | Marzy (morzi) | 85.43 | 97% | 2012-08-04 |
| 10076. | Basil (basil_abs) | 85.43 | 97% | 2015-07-16 |
| 10077. | Veloz (amontoy5) | 85.43 | 98% | 2016-02-01 |
| 10078. | Jay (kebbabie) | 85.42 | 99% | 2022-04-05 |
| 10079. | Naren (bearcum) | 85.42 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
| 10080. | wizkorea (chrisy00) | 85.42 | 95% | 2016-03-31 |
| 10081. | Luke (povman) | 85.42 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
| 10082. | Tintin, (madcaddy3) | 85.42 | — | 2009-07-30 |
| 10083. | Alex (l3attman) | 85.42 | — | 2009-07-25 |
| 10084. | Chris (emrick) | 85.42 | 96% | 2011-05-24 |
| 10085. | Matthew (matwat7) | 85.41 | 97% | 2019-05-03 |
| 10086. | WhatTheHotDog (tdsar102094) | 85.41 | 95.4% | 2023-06-29 |
| 10087. | @smile.hnts on twitter (hyp... | 85.41 | 96% | 2022-01-04 |
| 10088. | Max (xiinq) | 85.41 | 98% | 2022-04-08 |
| 10089. | Dv (fabmdv) | 85.41 | — | 2009-08-07 |
| 10090. | Marlon (marlondestroyer) | 85.40 | 97% | 2020-08-10 |
| 10091. | Will (whimsical_will) | 85.39 | 98% | 2018-09-14 |
| 10092. | Daveshepherd (dmei0676) | 85.39 | 98% | 2022-07-31 |
| 10093. | antifragile (antifragile) | 85.39 | 97% | 2023-01-18 |
| 10094. | rainbowdash (ranebowdash) | 85.39 | 98% | 2015-11-06 |
| 10095. | ProfessionalCamelRacer (pro... | 85.39 | 97% | 2017-04-13 |
| 10096. | Greg (gpfraser1) | 85.39 | 98% | 2016-04-30 |
| 10097. | Yarno (globalvirgin) | 85.38 | 98.3% | 2023-10-27 |
| 10098. | Aaron (wigsy) | 85.38 | 96% | 2013-01-19 |
| 10099. | Wake (wakethefake) | 85.38 | 96% | 2021-04-08 |
| 10100. | Laila (laila) | 85.38 | — | 2008-10-07 |
| 10101. | Chaos (chaoszed) | 85.37 | 98% | 2021-11-15 |
| 10102. | A (averzmeo) | 85.37 | 95% | 2022-02-02 |
| 10103. | Axel (sector7) | 85.36 | 97% | 2022-02-14 |
| 10104. | Lerm (some_kiwi) | 85.36 | 96% | 2022-09-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |