So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31544. | Colleen (ccooney1915) | 50.27 | 95% | 2023-02-10 |
| 31545. | choudhry (itschoudhry) | 50.27 | 95% | 2020-08-10 |
| 31546. | Cary (cary2060) | 50.27 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
| 31547. | Manendra (money1010) | 50.27 | 93% | 2017-03-16 |
| 31548. | Gurkirat (officerpulaski) | 50.27 | 97% | 2011-05-19 |
| 31549. | Hoang (howlms) | 50.27 | 91% | 2014-02-26 |
| 31550. | Amel (chefamel) | 50.26 | 94% | 2023-05-05 |
| 31551. | noobispro (noobispro) | 50.26 | 88% | 2015-05-29 |
| 31552. | John (johndoe7) | 50.26 | 94% | 2019-12-22 |
| 31553. | jayson (jaysonjoshon) | 50.26 | 96% | 2020-06-03 |
| 31554. | Brux (brux) | 50.26 | — | 2008-11-30 |
| 31555. | Daddy (riderbaba) | 50.25 | 96% | 2023-06-10 |
| 31556. | Frank (mrzitrojr) | 50.25 | 93% | 2014-10-08 |
| 31557. | 💩 (jahangiralam) | 50.25 | 96% | 2018-09-25 |
| 31558. | Shaddii (shaddii) | 50.24 | 81% | 2014-01-01 |
| 31559. | nguyá»…n quang (tieuphongvt) | 50.24 | — | 2010-05-27 |
| 31560. | Garrett (joejoefriez) | 50.23 | 85% | 2016-11-14 |
| 31561. | Lance (irtenda) | 50.23 | 96.8% | 2021-02-27 |
| 31562. | Hmz (hamzagoulmim) | 50.23 | 95% | 2020-05-25 |
| 31563. | rane [dvorak] (rane) | 50.23 | — | 2011-03-19 |
| 31564. | Nona (nona_ponii) | 50.23 | 93% | 2015-07-01 |
| 31565. | katherine (kate3670) | 50.23 | 96% | 2013-08-31 |
| 31566. | Harshit (harshu19) | 50.22 | 96% | 2021-11-22 |
| 31567. | (zen_diablo) | 50.22 | 96% | 2021-02-05 |
| 31568. | Luis (santiapodaca) | 50.22 | 94% | 2014-09-05 |
| 31569. | john (kingtypemaster) | 50.22 | 93% | 2014-04-29 |
| 31570. | timothy (tim3452) | 50.21 | 94% | 2012-02-08 |
| 31571. | tigger (titbit) | 50.21 | 93% | 2011-05-30 |
| 31572. | Tasha (tashababii) | 50.21 | — | 2010-08-11 |
| 31573. | dantheman27 (dantheman8529) | 50.20 | 93% | 2021-08-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |