So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20898. | David (paparoach212kill) | 66.74 | 98% | 2013-09-11 |
| 20899. | Sarah (smrismael) | 66.74 | 98% | 2017-06-13 |
| 20900. | Utsav (utsav2) | 66.74 | 91% | 2017-02-15 |
| 20901. | Raccoon Commander (racconco... | 66.74 | 95% | 2016-06-19 |
| 20902. | Andy (andyaldoo) | 66.74 | 92% | 2014-10-16 |
| 20903. | john (itsjohndoehoe) | 66.73 | 98% | 2022-03-19 |
| 20904. | Lolli (lollo2000) | 66.73 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
| 20905. | Jorisen (nived_soul) | 66.73 | 95% | 2023-02-06 |
| 20906. | janice (ctc_janice) | 66.73 | 90% | 2011-11-10 |
| 20907. | Alex (avexti) | 66.73 | 96% | 2020-08-28 |
| 20908. | duckie (ameneul) | 66.73 | 96% | 2023-01-21 |
| 20909. | Professor (professorprotons) | 66.72 | 95% | 2021-06-28 |
| 20910. | Lee (enelledee) | 66.72 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 20911. | moshpad (moshpad) | 66.72 | 94% | 2011-11-01 |
| 20912. | Biased (biased) | 66.72 | 92% | 2016-04-17 |
| 20913. | deepak (deepakprasad) | 66.72 | 96% | 2016-04-24 |
| 20914. | bagel on laptop (randyr6) | 66.71 | 96% | 2019-09-25 |
| 20915. | practicing (mio17) | 66.71 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
| 20916. | Yu Jin (yjkim96) | 66.71 | — | 2011-03-21 |
| 20917. | Mark Egan (ehgan) | 66.71 | 95% | 2016-08-23 |
| 20918. | suchir (eternalzx) | 66.70 | 98% | 2021-06-08 |
| 20919. | Parth (parth96) | 66.70 | 95% | 2022-09-15 |
| 20920. | ynner (hiynnah) | 66.70 | 94% | 2014-03-08 |
| 20921. | Sam (samjm) | 66.70 | 94% | 2020-10-23 |
| 20922. | Jake (jakemiester127) | 66.69 | 96% | 2017-09-14 |
| 20923. | Mishel (holosight) | 66.69 | 95% | 2021-11-06 |
| 20924. | שפיצער (spitzer722) | 66.69 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 20925. | yeet (yeetanut) | 66.69 | 95% | 2020-12-18 |
| 20926. | Anup (anpya) | 66.69 | 95% | 2014-09-12 |
| 20927. | Mykola (nikoliazekter) | 66.69 | 90% | 2017-04-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |