The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2322. | Andrew (sc4fpse) | 115.04 | — | 2010-07-30 |
| 2323. | alex caught up (cow58) | 115.03 | 96% | 2017-01-23 |
| 2324. | (morningtraining) | 115.02 | 99% | 2023-01-28 |
| 2325. | (mecduval) | 115.02 | 99% | 2011-10-14 |
| 2326. | (roboto) | 115.01 | 98% | 2013-02-28 |
| 2327. | Junior (juniorrojas) | 115.01 | 98% | 2016-04-11 |
| 2328. | appropriate nicknames pls (... | 115.00 | — | 2010-05-22 |
| 2329. | (detrimentum) | 115.00 | 90% | 2016-12-06 |
| 2330. | (whisper) | 114.99 | — | 2008-08-26 |
| 2331. | (shayneorok) | 114.99 | 94% | 2015-09-27 |
| 2332. | Adrian (adrian) | 114.99 | — | 2008-08-23 |
| 2333. | (yofuzzy3) | 114.98 | 97% | 2017-09-28 |
| 2334. | Your Mom (imgonnalose69) | 114.97 | 97% | 2021-04-25 |
| 2335. | (enia) | 114.96 | 98% | 2012-12-06 |
| 2336. | (park) | 114.96 | — | 2011-01-14 |
| 2337. | smtchahal2's race-selection... | 114.95 | 89% | 2013-02-04 |
| 2338. | Allen (randomtask) | 114.94 | — | 2010-04-13 |
| 2339. | (bellax) | 114.93 | 100% | 2012-06-03 |
| 2340. | (shinduko1) | 114.92 | 90% | 2017-05-02 |
| 2341. | (rrtennant) | 114.92 | 95% | 2014-01-08 |
| 2342. | (moisturized) | 114.92 | 92% | 2016-05-04 |
| 2343. | (ukimub) | 114.91 | 98% | 2018-02-27 |
| 2344. | Endeavourer (endeavourer) | 114.91 | 95% | 2012-07-27 |
| 2345. | Joshua (greenweasel11) | 114.90 | 98% | 2016-09-25 |
| 2346. | dome (dome2233) | 114.90 | 97% | 2019-03-15 |
| 2347. | (lowea) | 114.89 | 99% | 2020-03-30 |
| 2348. | (jawlz) | 114.89 | 98% | 2014-08-19 |
| 2349. | (duhrell) | 114.89 | 97% | 2014-02-22 |
| 2350. | (demigodpan) | 114.87 | 96% | 2012-11-03 |
| 2351. | (monkeyseemonkeydo) | 114.87 | 94% | 2014-04-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |