As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5671. | ja (jachan99) | 95.43 | 99% | 2021-03-02 |
| 5672. | Manmit (manny_the_potato) | 95.42 | 98% | 2022-03-03 |
| 5673. | (mattattack1223) | 95.42 | 96% | 2022-11-15 |
| 5674. | South (rockingsouth) | 95.42 | 97% | 2019-08-08 |
| 5675. | (purplerain16) | 95.42 | 98% | 2016-05-03 |
| 5676. | (kldho2) | 95.41 | 98.2% | 2023-06-14 |
| 5677. | (haris2015) | 95.40 | 98% | 2018-02-04 |
| 5678. | (colemakingprocess) | 95.40 | 99% | 2021-12-10 |
| 5679. | (arilbernhard) | 95.40 | 95% | 2016-11-29 |
| 5680. | (ksil2) | 95.40 | 97% | 2017-06-18 |
| 5681. | (cameron3212) | 95.40 | 98% | 2018-11-27 |
| 5682. | A (andisim) | 95.39 | 98% | 2025-09-08 |
| 5683. | (yjkim989) | 95.39 | 97% | 2024-09-23 |
| 5684. | Ghost racing medalists suck... | 95.39 | 100% | 2023-03-16 |
| 5685. | Mitchell (mrfreeze) | 95.39 | 96% | 2016-06-01 |
| 5686. | Cameon (cthack) | 95.38 | 100% | 2015-12-16 |
| 5687. | (darealfridge) | 95.37 | 98% | 2018-08-16 |
| 5688. | (rhodium) | 95.37 | 96% | 2025-10-24 |
| 5689. | win (pawint) | 95.37 | 96% | 2016-03-24 |
| 5690. | z (randomosity) | 95.37 | 95% | 2016-09-26 |
| 5691. | jjj (chickenbastard) | 95.36 | 95% | 2019-06-10 |
| 5692. | Space (spacedandy) | 95.36 | 98.2% | 2024-05-20 |
| 5693. | thomp (thompson139) | 95.36 | 94% | 2016-11-16 |
| 5694. | George (typing_bot) | 95.35 | 98% | 2018-07-26 |
| 5695. | b!g (b_i_g_em) | 95.35 | 98.2% | 2023-12-05 |
| 5696. | (d1y3dc) | 95.34 | 99% | 2023-04-09 |
| 5697. | Adrian (adriangat) | 95.34 | 98% | 2023-06-17 |
| 5698. | (ivanelv) | 95.34 | 98% | 2020-03-31 |
| 5699. | Nuge (nugemcgee) | 95.33 | 95% | 2017-02-15 |
| 5700. | Sherif (zushauque) | 95.33 | 92% | 2016-08-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |