I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4529. | (xmm_jj) | 102.17 | 97.8% | 2024-07-07 |
| 4530. | tstats[lucdeloop] (lucdeloop) | 102.17 | 99% | 2022-12-18 |
| 4531. | Max (maxijazz) | 102.17 | 99% | 2021-09-13 |
| 4532. | (opticalstatic) | 102.17 | 94% | 2016-10-10 |
| 4533. | (swxh89) | 102.16 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 4534. | Evan (evang12) | 102.16 | 99% | 2024-10-28 |
| 4535. | (hisoka666) | 102.16 | 99% | 2020-11-09 |
| 4536. | (lukie_huang) | 102.15 | 98.7% | 2025-01-09 |
| 4537. | Office Assistant (office_as... | 102.15 | 98% | 2023-08-27 |
| 4538. | (jello_jello) | 102.15 | 99% | 2021-10-31 |
| 4539. | Alex (eggstreme) | 102.15 | 96% | 2022-03-05 |
| 4540. | (protoss_3227) | 102.15 | 98% | 2025-12-17 |
| 4541. | @grok is this true (adreto123) | 102.14 | 95.8% | 2023-09-27 |
| 4542. | (paulsaredes) | 102.14 | 98% | 2023-08-15 |
| 4543. | dude_BrahMan (dudebrahman) | 102.14 | 98% | 2019-01-23 |
| 4544. | (farhangbeh) | 102.13 | 97% | 2023-10-13 |
| 4545. | TheBossOfTheBoss (thebossof... | 102.12 | 99% | 2022-05-04 |
| 4546. | (00jjinbbang) | 102.12 | 98% | 2021-12-15 |
| 4547. | (smawlliemcgee) | 102.12 | 97% | 2017-11-06 |
| 4548. | z (randomosity) | 102.12 | 98% | 2016-08-27 |
| 4549. | (not_a_robot) | 102.10 | 98% | 2021-11-18 |
| 4550. | Novadeluxe (fuccboy420) | 102.09 | 96% | 2018-11-19 |
| 4551. | (skaldsss) | 102.09 | 98% | 2023-08-24 |
| 4552. | tirehtööri (benracer) | 102.08 | 98% | 2023-04-29 |
| 4553. | dick (pools2) | 102.08 | 96.8% | 2023-09-04 |
| 4554. | Tim (timble2000) | 102.07 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
| 4555. | hpp3 (hpp3) | 102.07 | 98% | 2016-04-13 |
| 4556. | Peter Ian (casparbayliss) | 102.06 | 98% | 2019-09-20 |
| 4557. | Dopey (dopedabest) | 102.06 | 97.8% | 2024-04-06 |
| 4558. | FOO (mintaly_unstable) | 102.06 | 98.7% | 2024-04-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |