The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11200. | (luan0763) | 86.43 | 98% | 2017-09-23 |
| 11201. | (gabmano) | 86.43 | 96% | 2018-09-27 |
| 11202. | (hoaibao_doo) | 86.42 | 96% | 2013-09-03 |
| 11203. | (tamdrit) | 86.42 | 99% | 2016-06-03 |
| 11204. | (teapott) | 86.42 | 95% | 2015-01-24 |
| 11205. | (spongesebastian) | 86.42 | 98% | 2011-08-10 |
| 11206. | aspirar (aspirar) | 86.41 | 98% | 2021-12-22 |
| 11207. | alex (dcaa) | 86.41 | — | 2010-02-26 |
| 11208. | (infamousjj) | 86.40 | 97% | 2018-01-10 |
| 11209. | (lapsap) | 86.40 | — | 2011-01-14 |
| 11210. | (rogereedos) | 86.39 | 92% | 2016-12-17 |
| 11211. | (pieguy2020) | 86.39 | 98% | 2019-09-15 |
| 11212. | (jonaslabryinth) | 86.39 | 98% | 2021-10-31 |
| 11213. | (whane_johnson@yahoo.co.in) | 86.39 | 99% | 2017-08-16 |
| 11214. | (karaju) | 86.39 | 92% | 2014-05-21 |
| 11215. | Michal (psusylovar) | 86.39 | — | 2011-02-12 |
| 11216. | (ryguy2fly) | 86.38 | — | 2011-03-21 |
| 11217. | (alternativeink) | 86.38 | 98% | 2022-12-31 |
| 11218. | (goatnotsheep) | 86.38 | — | 2010-10-02 |
| 11219. | (shreddy_typer) | 86.38 | 97% | 2021-05-24 |
| 11220. | Michael (notmaiku) | 86.38 | 98% | 2021-02-24 |
| 11221. | (rolls_royce) | 86.38 | 98% | 2019-04-12 |
| 11222. | (huu_duy99) | 86.38 | 98% | 2021-11-25 |
| 11223. | (randomosity) | 86.38 | 96% | 2015-02-04 |
| 11224. | (kitaikira) | 86.37 | 97% | 2023-07-08 |
| 11225. | (kattvakt) | 86.37 | 97% | 2021-04-01 |
| 11226. | Boom (moeroach) | 86.37 | 96% | 2013-04-29 |
| 11227. | (psyy1234) | 86.37 | 98% | 2016-11-03 |
| 11228. | (religious09) | 86.36 | 97% | 2022-11-29 |
| 11229. | John (gummyii) | 86.36 | 96% | 2021-04-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |