And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19619. | (phll2) | 79.19 | 96% | 2015-01-25 |
| 19620. | (webster) | 79.19 | — | 2008-08-20 |
| 19621. | (butternutsquash) | 79.19 | 98% | 2016-12-09 |
| 19622. | (goalieguy16) | 79.17 | 89% | 2015-04-14 |
| 19623. | (malharpshah) | 79.17 | 89% | 2016-01-03 |
| 19624. | (huhuhn) | 79.17 | 97% | 2016-06-20 |
| 19625. | Nurbergen (g_light) | 79.17 | 96% | 2017-02-28 |
| 19626. | (awe1212) | 79.17 | 97% | 2017-08-29 |
| 19627. | (syntex123) | 79.16 | 97% | 2022-12-30 |
| 19628. | Dennis (wrennegade) | 79.16 | 97% | 2019-12-02 |
| 19629. | (martin_melody) | 79.16 | 98% | 2020-08-23 |
| 19630. | (maracaswoo) | 79.16 | 97% | 2022-10-03 |
| 19631. | (jeddek23) | 79.16 | 98% | 2020-10-05 |
| 19632. | (morris640) | 79.15 | 94% | 2014-11-05 |
| 19633. | (sharkymeow) | 79.15 | 97% | 2023-01-14 |
| 19634. | (costas992) | 79.15 | 95% | 2016-05-22 |
| 19635. | William (searcheese766) | 79.14 | 95% | 2021-04-14 |
| 19636. | (rinthis) | 79.14 | 96% | 2021-08-06 |
| 19637. | (ormorod) | 79.14 | 98% | 2022-11-07 |
| 19638. | (eeilu) | 79.14 | 97.9% | 2021-02-11 |
| 19639. | (randomosity) | 79.14 | 96% | 2014-07-27 |
| 19640. | (datucis) | 79.14 | 91% | 2014-01-26 |
| 19641. | (albertdoug) | 79.13 | 97% | 2022-04-05 |
| 19642. | (williamy34) | 79.13 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 19643. | (mtien) | 79.13 | 100% | 2014-09-28 |
| 19644. | (pawitzmu) | 79.13 | — | 2011-02-23 |
| 19645. | vlad (brokenblood) | 79.12 | 91% | 2014-06-02 |
| 19646. | (roy_s) | 79.12 | 98% | 2022-08-27 |
| 19647. | Mary (wpj7321) | 79.12 | 96% | 2011-12-26 |
| 19648. | (jetrunner) | 79.12 | 97% | 2011-08-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |