The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11570. | David (acuaticyas) | 97.58 | 94% | 2019-06-02 |
| 11571. | ET (sprtface) | 97.58 | — | 2011-04-19 |
| 11572. | Bryan (xarga) | 97.58 | 95% | 2016-03-03 |
| 11573. | Trichobezoar (kappadin) | 97.58 | 98% | 2016-05-30 |
| 11574. | Daniel (dhaaq) | 97.57 | 99% | 2020-03-26 |
| 11575. | UT99 Taught me to Type (karek) | 97.57 | 97% | 2013-05-15 |
| 11576. | Marek (ksydry) | 97.57 | 98% | 2017-07-10 |
| 11577. | Gà (migy) | 97.57 | 98% | 2015-04-08 |
| 11578. | Alex (revl8er) | 97.57 | 94% | 2012-04-10 |
| 11579. | Matt (matthew_boyd) | 97.57 | 94% | 2015-07-20 |
| 11580. | Andrew (nosingaround) | 97.56 | 98% | 2018-06-21 |
| 11581. | Austin (teemo1) | 97.55 | 96% | 2018-01-26 |
| 11582. | Pedro (nonvegancyclist) | 97.55 | 97.2% | 2023-10-02 |
| 11583. | Blafl (blafl) | 97.55 | 97% | 2016-06-18 |
| 11584. | Brett (megahash) | 97.54 | 96% | 2022-11-27 |
| 11585. | christo (christo_) | 97.54 | 99% | 2023-08-14 |
| 11586. | tstats[clob1414] (clob1414) | 97.53 | 99% | 2022-09-23 |
| 11587. | arcady (arcady) | 97.53 | 99% | 2023-08-16 |
| 11588. | Johnny (randomjohnnyh) | 97.53 | 93% | 2012-12-18 |
| 11589. | Alex (arint) | 97.53 | 98% | 2022-08-02 |
| 11590. | Masterobi (masterobi) | 97.53 | — | 2009-08-27 |
| 11591. | TehShrike (inebriated) (teh... | 97.53 | — | 2010-07-23 |
| 11592. | Tolu (epictolu) | 97.53 | 99% | 2015-02-01 |
| 11593. | LAJW (lajw) | 97.52 | 98% | 2020-10-20 |
| 11594. | Uhhhhhhh (shidlord) | 97.52 | 99% | 2023-02-25 |
| 11595. | manacrypt (manacrypt) | 97.52 | 95% | 2014-03-31 |
| 11596. | Joshua (joshuacresse) | 97.52 | 99% | 2023-04-26 |
| 11597. | helvetica (helvetica) | 97.52 | 99% | 2013-06-15 |
| 11598. | alicethechalice (alisu) | 97.52 | 98% | 2019-03-26 |
| 11599. | blanket (blanketsalt) | 97.52 | 98% | 2019-06-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |