I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3509. | Cass (paramisery) | 69.82 | 96.6% | 2023-10-19 |
| 3510. | Yana (yanafaisal) | 69.82 | 95.8% | 2024-02-05 |
| 3511. | son (son1708) | 69.81 | 97.1% | 2024-09-05 |
| 3512. | And (andzer0) | 69.81 | 93.7% | 2024-04-25 |
| 3513. | darsh0106 (mynamekaa) | 69.78 | 98.2% | 2023-05-31 |
| 3514. | Mickey (mickeymini) | 69.76 | 98% | 2023-09-09 |
| 3515. | Dakota (kotaguy) | 69.65 | 96.4% | 2023-09-15 |
| 3516. | Ricardo (ricardo1610) | 69.65 | 95% | 2023-04-27 |
| 3517. | BastianGram (bastiangram) | 69.58 | 96.6% | 2024-03-17 |
| 3518. | Frost (f_r_o_s_t) | 69.57 | 95.4% | 2023-12-02 |
| 3519. | Bill Le (bill_le9956) | 69.44 | 97.2% | 2023-08-25 |
| 3520. | Jams (jamyooes) | 69.44 | 97% | 2023-05-02 |
| 3521. | Md Ubaid (mdubaid_ulllah000) | 69.41 | 94% | 2023-06-21 |
| 3522. | Ravi (ravioliolioli) | 69.40 | 97.3% | 2024-11-28 |
| 3523. | Jamie (jamietyper90) | 69.39 | 96.1% | 2024-11-13 |
| 3524. | Brainy (brainyknight) | 69.37 | 96.3% | 2023-10-09 |
| 3525. | The Winner (randomdude925) | 69.35 | 96% | 2023-09-13 |
| 3526. | saadSlow (eljarida) | 69.34 | 96% | 2025-11-08 |
| 3527. | Jack (jacques_9908) | 69.29 | 98% | 2023-06-20 |
| 3528. | hamny (hamny) | 69.26 | 94.2% | 2024-05-09 |
| 3529. | Kayla (khvuyen) | 69.21 | 97% | 2024-02-24 |
| 3530. | AbhiyanS (abhiyans) | 69.18 | 97.7% | 2024-04-12 |
| 3531. | bjsjbck (bjscbck) | 69.13 | 93.5% | 2024-05-14 |
| 3532. | yesyes (yesyes0_0) | 69.08 | 94% | 2024-02-02 |
| 3533. | Ayvar (ayvar) | 69.07 | 96.4% | 2023-08-17 |
| 3534. | phoenix drago (phoenixdrago) | 69.01 | 95.8% | 2024-08-17 |
| 3535. | Moon (haim_moon) | 68.97 | 96% | 2026-01-28 |
| 3536. | poopee (shrek_sy) | 68.96 | 97% | 2023-07-26 |
| 3537. | Alex (avw1793) | 68.96 | 93.4% | 2023-09-25 |
| 3538. | qjari (kjari) | 68.95 | 97.2% | 2023-12-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |