Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5843. | nika (nika07) | 95.87 | 98% | 2020-08-24 |
| 5844. | (muhwu) | 95.87 | 97% | 2015-11-25 |
| 5845. | DK (dankang) | 95.87 | — | 2011-02-06 |
| 5846. | (ionianacht) | 95.87 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
| 5847. | (smeagols) | 95.86 | — | 2010-11-16 |
| 5848. | (twhite90) | 95.86 | 98% | 2016-04-22 |
| 5849. | Tom Marvolo Riddle (sugar_k... | 95.86 | 98% | 2022-11-04 |
| 5850. | (evanisme) | 95.85 | 99% | 2017-02-28 |
| 5851. | Lucas (lucasvogler) | 95.85 | 96% | 2014-04-26 |
| 5852. | (alejogdofficial) | 95.85 | 98% | 2022-09-04 |
| 5853. | (tlee120) | 95.85 | 99% | 2018-02-16 |
| 5854. | (genocidersho) | 95.84 | 94% | 2017-01-24 |
| 5855. | Ronald (primarch) | 95.84 | 98% | 2020-03-13 |
| 5856. | Dylan (dtg32148) | 95.84 | 98.2% | 2023-10-05 |
| 5857. | (pacochen) | 95.84 | 97.9% | 2023-10-30 |
| 5858. | (houie11) | 95.84 | 97% | 2021-05-22 |
| 5859. | Not My (random31415) | 95.83 | 96% | 2016-09-23 |
| 5860. | ΨTransmigrationOfSoulsΨ (... | 95.83 | 100% | 2017-08-03 |
| 5861. | Slobodan (bekca) | 95.83 | 94% | 2014-09-21 |
| 5862. | Bacon (bacon_waffles) | 95.83 | 93% | 2016-05-07 |
| 5863. | (prdpak) | 95.83 | 98% | 2022-08-09 |
| 5864. | Tintin, (madcaddy3) | 95.82 | 96% | 2013-08-15 |
| 5865. | (yuel) | 95.82 | 95% | 2014-06-04 |
| 5866. | (accuracy_acc) | 95.82 | 98% | 2023-01-23 |
| 5867. | (typingmaniac123456789) | 95.82 | 97.9% | 2023-06-11 |
| 5868. | Patrick (cookiesareyummy) | 95.82 | 98% | 2021-08-28 |
| 5869. | (the_philippines) | 95.81 | 93% | 2016-09-12 |
| 5870. | deceptive (sergisreal) | 95.81 | 98% | 2023-04-15 |
| 5871. | (trashmanvlogs) | 95.80 | 97% | 2021-02-27 |
| 5872. | Patrick (saboe) | 95.80 | 98% | 2023-04-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |