The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3946. | j (groovycow) | 106.93 | — | 2010-03-19 |
| 3947. | Zeke (zekedroid) | 106.92 | 99% | 2014-09-10 |
| 3948. | fl (fltt) | 106.92 | 99% | 2022-05-25 |
| 3949. | Kevin (kmburtt) | 106.92 | — | 2011-04-15 |
| 3950. | Seline (pinkfluffy) | 106.91 | 98% | 2012-05-06 |
| 3951. | annie (anneye) | 106.91 | — | 2008-09-15 |
| 3952. | sk (skkk) | 106.90 | 97% | 2022-09-23 |
| 3953. | Michael (clutch69master69) | 106.90 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
| 3954. | Patrick (mezzyy) | 106.90 | 96% | 2014-02-11 |
| 3955. | Tony (kevinneeraj) | 106.89 | 90% | 2015-07-31 |
| 3956. | hwalters360 (hwalters360) | 106.88 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 3957. | Danny (kryptiiq) | 106.88 | 94% | 2014-03-24 |
| 3958. | tenin (teninbot) | 106.87 | 99% | 2012-01-25 |
| 3959. | Jordi (gorlok) | 106.87 | 98% | 2015-04-03 |
| 3960. | paultyperacer@gmail.com (pa... | 106.87 | 98% | 2013-09-03 |
| 3961. | Matias (matiaz) | 106.83 | 98% | 2015-08-01 |
| 3962. | Sean (sullyw555) | 106.82 | 99% | 2023-03-29 |
| 3963. | Not My (random31415) | 106.82 | 96% | 2016-08-09 |
| 3964. | Benjamin (bnje1) | 106.81 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 3965. | Djaenk (djaenk) | 106.81 | 98% | 2022-04-17 |
| 3966. | Amer (zangetsu786) | 106.81 | — | 2010-10-05 |
| 3967. | sashavol (sashavol) | 106.81 | 96% | 2011-09-09 |
| 3968. | Daniel (moixland) | 106.80 | — | 2010-08-01 |
| 3969. | Kimi (kmimkll) | 106.80 | 99% | 2022-12-11 |
| 3970. | Disturbed (disturbed_prophet) | 106.80 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| 3971. | Phany (telugu_manishi) | 106.79 | 99% | 2014-01-07 |
| 3972. | OwO; (bawsstan) | 106.79 | 98% | 2014-04-24 |
| 3973. | ben (babyninjajesus) | 106.78 | 95% | 2015-06-09 |
| 3974. | Stefan (tapetiper) | 106.78 | 96% | 2015-08-28 |
| 3975. | David (2mill) | 106.78 | 99% | 2020-10-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |