I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14154. | Anton (antonchigruuh009) | 79.07 | 96% | 2022-12-26 |
| 14155. | Subhaan (subhaan) | 79.07 | 95% | 2020-03-22 |
| 14156. | Jeydin21 (jeydin21) | 79.07 | 95% | 2021-10-29 |
| 14157. | Tim (phuc131) | 79.06 | 99% | 2022-10-29 |
| 14158. | Caleb (theawesomer1) | 79.06 | 93% | 2017-05-12 |
| 14159. | Eshwar Vanguri (speed18) | 79.05 | 96% | 2025-11-07 |
| 14160. | LARRY (larrydavidcurb) | 79.05 | 98% | 2026-05-01 |
| 14161. | Snorking (snorkingo) | 79.05 | 99% | 2025-03-07 |
| 14162. | vikalimo (anoba) | 79.05 | 95% | 2021-01-06 |
| 14163. | Kurochi (kurochi_cyril) | 79.05 | 99% | 2021-09-24 |
| 14164. | Sevaeron (sevaeron) | 79.04 | 96% | 2018-02-01 |
| 14165. | Andrew (tiger1490) | 79.04 | 99% | 2019-06-20 |
| 14166. | colin (clownlin) | 79.04 | 95% | 2021-08-20 |
| 14167. | kljdfkj (dumpsterman) | 79.04 | 95% | 2023-01-13 |
| 14168. | Anisur (anis_017) | 79.04 | 96% | 2022-08-25 |
| 14169. | John (hummusaddict) | 79.04 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 14170. | Sanjay (sanjaysins) | 79.03 | 99% | 2023-02-25 |
| 14171. | Sayandip (sayandip199309) | 79.03 | 99% | 2021-10-31 |
| 14172. | Ranch (ranchie) | 79.03 | 98% | 2021-12-20 |
| 14173. | SuperNothing (supernothing28) | 79.02 | 94% | 2023-05-08 |
| 14174. | Chelseyana (chelseyana) | 79.02 | 98% | 2023-05-13 |
| 14175. | Zayn (plantkin) | 79.02 | 97% | 2018-10-06 |
| 14176. | Ian (potatotyperboi) | 79.02 | 97% | 2018-11-07 |
| 14177. | redpickle13 (redpickle13) | 79.01 | 98.3% | 2023-09-29 |
| 14178. | Guest (superman_ha_ha) | 79.01 | 96% | 2021-09-26 |
| 14179. | kid (nqh1010) | 79.01 | 99% | 2017-06-20 |
| 14180. | Hans (brotaufstrich) | 79.01 | 97% | 2021-10-01 |
| 14181. | Jonathan (flooffa) | 79.00 | 96% | 2017-12-01 |
| 14182. | Alonzo (dontbeoctopus) | 79.00 | 95% | 2018-07-21 |
| 14183. | Urfat (2hypelogic) | 79.00 | 95% | 2023-07-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |