So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6281. | Oli (andvari) | 95.00 | 98% | 2022-08-09 |
| 6282. | Kevin (kjang) | 95.00 | 99% | 2013-08-27 |
| 6283. | Lord (lordkail) | 95.00 | 95% | 2013-12-04 |
| 6284. | Liam (origma) | 95.00 | 92% | 2016-02-21 |
| 6285. | Benjamin (bnje1) | 94.99 | 96% | 2022-02-11 |
| 6286. | Pond (coldshottt) | 94.99 | 92% | 2016-06-21 |
| 6287. | TTVronness_ (ronneclee) | 94.99 | 99% | 2019-11-08 |
| 6288. | Neil (verty) | 94.99 | — | 2010-02-22 |
| 6289. | . (trihard7) | 94.99 | 98% | 2018-05-12 |
| 6290. | sem (elsemyano) | 94.99 | 98% | 2014-09-24 |
| 6291. | Eric (erperreault) | 94.98 | 90% | 2012-05-03 |
| 6292. | Tian (the4thcafe) | 94.97 | 98% | 2019-06-27 |
| 6293. | J (be_quick) | 94.97 | 98% | 2023-05-06 |
| 6294. | Bob (singingphantom) | 94.97 | 93% | 2017-04-17 |
| 6295. | Pen (penhallow) | 94.97 | 98% | 2012-11-25 |
| 6296. | Johnny (lichtst4ria) | 94.96 | 97% | 2021-04-05 |
| 6297. | LPhil (philug) | 94.95 | 99% | 2023-07-21 |
| 6298. | (rancaciovenii) | 94.95 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 6299. | strawhat (luffy016) | 94.95 | 97% | 2015-03-16 |
| 6300. | Dean (voidforce) | 94.94 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
| 6301. | Copernicus (copernicsus) | 94.94 | 98% | 2022-04-20 |
| 6302. | Liam (bangkokracer) | 94.94 | 98% | 2019-08-11 |
| 6303. | mgcfrg (mcfrg) | 94.94 | 99% | 2013-05-07 |
| 6304. | East (eastype6) | 94.93 | 97% | 2021-07-15 |
| 6305. | Jake (wortis) | 94.93 | 99% | 2022-04-26 |
| 6306. | piglet (slaylet) | 94.93 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 6307. | D (invasian_rulzau) | 94.93 | 98% | 2013-09-27 |
| 6308. | uc irvine advertisement (ozl6) | 94.92 | 91% | 2014-09-23 |
| 6309. | Big Fat Onion (x_onion_x) | 94.92 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 6310. | Benji (ijneb) | 94.91 | 99% | 2022-01-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |