Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5555. | Adolo (foca248) | 97.20 | 98% | 2023-05-21 |
| 5556. | Gavin (perfectgavinator) | 97.19 | 98% | 2021-05-12 |
| 5557. | tstats[kafuu] (kafuu) | 97.19 | 96% | 2021-09-08 |
| 5558. | Jack (jackfan108) | 97.18 | 96% | 2012-06-30 |
| 5559. | e (edvinb) | 97.18 | 96% | 2022-05-19 |
| 5560. | Shane (foddermoosie) | 97.17 | — | 2008-10-30 |
| 5561. | lisa (pflanze) | 97.17 | 99% | 2014-03-31 |
| 5562. | f (stupidest) | 97.17 | 99% | 2021-03-15 |
| 5563. | Christopher (phogue) | 97.16 | 92% | 2011-09-13 |
| 5564. | 0xDEADBEEF (scoliono) | 97.16 | 96% | 2017-09-09 |
| 5565. | allmylife102 (allmylife102) | 97.16 | 95% | 2012-03-12 |
| 5566. | Philipp (buggybrain) | 97.15 | — | 2010-11-21 |
| 5567. | Delgerskhn (thege) | 97.15 | 99% | 2021-08-19 |
| 5568. | Rebecca (reb0625) | 97.14 | 93% | 2012-08-15 |
| 5569. | svinfia (svinfia) | 97.14 | 95% | 2014-06-20 |
| 5570. | MegP (meganperry) | 97.14 | — | 2011-03-14 |
| 5571. | ♠ ăòñÿ ♠ (ramengo... | 97.13 | 98% | 2013-11-15 |
| 5572. | Hey What's Up (oystersmiling) | 97.13 | 93% | 2016-11-03 |
| 5573. | AikChun (aikchun616) | 97.12 | 98% | 2014-02-16 |
| 5574. | Assertion (assertion) | 97.12 | 99% | 2016-04-08 |
| 5575. | Test (testsubject) | 97.12 | 92% | 2011-11-25 |
| 5576. | Víctor (svictors) | 97.12 | — | 2011-02-13 |
| 5577. | Mid (nokeyboardsmash) | 97.12 | 98% | 2023-02-11 |
| 5578. | Jacob (thra1l) | 97.12 | 97% | 2019-08-01 |
| 5579. | Justin (jtam11) | 97.10 | 97% | 2015-03-07 |
| 5580. | GreyIce (greyice) | 97.10 | 99% | 2017-10-11 |
| 5581. | boxxibis (boxxibis) | 97.10 | 98% | 2021-04-12 |
| 5582. | Vivioxide (vivioxide) | 97.10 | 98% | 2023-06-01 |
| 5583. | Michael (mwormley) | 97.10 | 99% | 2023-04-27 |
| 5584. | Tuna (stanislas) | 97.10 | 93% | 2016-08-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |