So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5759. | Peron (horsenot) | 96.28 | 96% | 2019-12-04 |
| 5760. | I (willsvikki) | 96.28 | — | 2011-02-09 |
| 5761. | Dave (ousooner) | 96.28 | — | 2008-12-12 |
| 5762. | Ed (eoyama) | 96.27 | 97% | 2022-07-30 |
| 5763. | Sophia (sophiasharif) | 96.27 | 98% | 2023-06-21 |
| 5764. | Robert (vacker) | 96.27 | 96% | 2019-05-27 |
| 5765. | MrChu (mrchu) | 96.26 | 97% | 2012-06-13 |
| 5766. | Jonathan (jgilchrist) | 96.26 | 94% | 2016-03-08 |
| 5767. | Ankur (ankurdave) | 96.26 | 98% | 2012-12-09 |
| 5768. | Stephen (brenns10) | 96.26 | 97% | 2014-09-19 |
| 5769. | Adam (thespot84) | 96.26 | — | 2010-04-05 |
| 5770. | journeyed (journeyed) | 96.26 | — | 2010-08-13 |
| 5771. | David (davidgreniercolemak) | 96.26 | 99% | 2015-06-24 |
| 5772. | Erik (kirethetyper) | 96.25 | 99% | 2022-01-22 |
| 5773. | Home Alone 2 (homealone2) | 96.25 | — | 2010-05-20 |
| 5774. | Ai Sing (aixin) | 96.25 | 92% | 2016-11-03 |
| 5775. | Ai (aibah) | 96.24 | 99% | 2022-03-13 |
| 5776. | Jun (junbug85) | 96.24 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 5777. | tonberrysc (ramenandeggs) | 96.24 | 94% | 2013-11-27 |
| 5778. | Jason (epiking) | 96.24 | 98% | 2019-03-15 |
| 5779. | a cat (allie_baba) | 96.24 | 94% | 2012-09-12 |
| 5780. | carson (carson16666) | 96.23 | 97% | 2017-09-20 |
| 5781. | Jani (gnerkyo) | 96.23 | 96% | 2012-12-02 |
| 5782. | Daikaigan (daikaigan) | 96.22 | 99% | 2020-11-23 |
| 5783. | Richard (rockpile) | 96.22 | 99% | 2018-12-04 |
| 5784. | Tom (sentokuyamato) | 96.21 | 97.3% | 2023-11-03 |
| 5785. | Irfan Gondal (speedking_md) | 96.21 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 5786. | Luka (m4niac) | 96.21 | 97% | 2022-11-16 |
| 5787. | Thomas (complexqt) | 96.21 | 92% | 2016-02-21 |
| 5788. | default car (typingslowly) | 96.20 | 98% | 2018-07-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |