Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3361. | I'm bad at typing (uzumakid... | 73.98 | 96% | 2019-05-04 |
| 3362. | You're all (buttoxeater) | 73.98 | 96% | 2018-05-01 |
| 3363. | Vinh (shadeomen) | 73.97 | 96% | 2019-01-30 |
| 3364. | Crashie (exploiter911) | 73.97 | 95% | 2017-09-11 |
| 3365. | Csabi (csabaradi) | 73.95 | 99% | 2018-02-28 |
| 3366. | Alex (brewtrue) | 73.94 | 96% | 2018-12-11 |
| 3367. | 👻 (james7890) | 73.94 | 98% | 2017-07-15 |
| 3368. | プロトポト (azsatu) | 73.94 | 95% | 2018-10-30 |
| 3369. | JongYoon (jongq) | 73.93 | 96% | 2017-11-02 |
| 3370. | obama (balduin) | 73.93 | 95% | 2018-03-16 |
| 3371. | Taz (tazza1) | 73.92 | 96% | 2020-06-09 |
| 3372. | Keyboard (yeung2oh6) | 73.92 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
| 3373. | Shmooky (scrotemstomper) | 73.91 | 98% | 2020-08-25 |
| 3374. | Frederik (fedrico) | 73.90 | 96% | 2019-06-16 |
| 3375. | Hag (hagproperty) | 73.89 | 95% | 2020-10-15 |
| 3376. | BeaT (anutorn) | 73.87 | 97% | 2020-07-11 |
| 3377. | Nick (ramcham) | 73.86 | 96% | 2020-11-12 |
| 3378. | Daniel (irrrlrvant) | 73.86 | 95% | 2020-11-26 |
| 3379. | Patrick (johncho) | 73.85 | 95% | 2019-11-19 |
| 3380. | Mayank (minkk777) | 73.85 | 95% | 2020-08-09 |
| 3381. | rngy (rngy) | 73.85 | 95% | 2017-07-29 |
| 3382. | FashionGuy (tanasis) | 73.84 | 97% | 2017-09-18 |
| 3383. | Jaiprakash (riteshpatel) | 73.84 | 97% | 2017-08-11 |
| 3384. | Raaed (raaed_23) | 73.84 | 96% | 2020-05-12 |
| 3385. | arcturus (gerztwn) | 73.81 | 96% | 2018-08-24 |
| 3386. | S (sima0502) | 73.79 | 97% | 2018-06-23 |
| 3387. | Jade (jadezade76) | 73.79 | 96% | 2020-04-10 |
| 3388. | Peaky (x101) | 73.77 | 97% | 2017-07-23 |
| 3389. | Tyler (tylere216) | 73.75 | 95% | 2019-04-17 |
| 3390. | (clouhhd_) | 73.74 | 96% | 2020-05-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |